<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
Douche McCallister
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 07:06 pm
Now Mattel just owns them. I doubt this is the last we will see of them.
Teralyx
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 09:26 pm
unglee.
<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
Blackout
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 09:51 pm
They should stop kidding themselves and rename them Slutz, or Skankz, or Trampz.
GPFontaine
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 10:10 pm
How the fuck did they make so much money on those stupid things anyways?
sidewaydriver
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 10:23 pm
What are you guys hating on Bratz for? I think it teaches young girls all kinds of valuable, wholesome lessons.
I love how they immitate driving while talking on a cell phone and checking themselves out in their reflection. Very safe habits to develop while you're young.
You're lucky you have no sound, it's just an awful song playing over it.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
DarkMaze
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Posted:
Dec 04 2008 11:50 pm
Douche McCallister wrote:
Now Mattel just owns them. I doubt this is the last we will see of them.
I'll take any victory I can get.
Douche McCallister
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Posted:
Dec 05 2008 04:24 pm
Holy shit, is this for a show? If so that's the longest intro in the world. And what the hell is up with the asian girl rubbing the cat "down there". This was disturbing I nominate sideway for a ban of some sort.
Knyte
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Posted:
Dec 05 2008 11:03 pm
Maybe Syd hates them because his sister has 6 billion of them???
Or, he didn't get the limited edition Jade he asked for last Christmas...
Blackout
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Posted:
Dec 05 2008 11:40 pm
I once shared a terminal with a co worker on a different shift who has about 300 of the damn things all over her desk / monitor etc. The company we were contracted to was in the same building and they didn't share terminals with people on different shifts. So everyone I was busting my ass for thought I was the creepy guy who collected Bratz.
Andrew Man
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Posted:
Dec 07 2008 08:39 pm
Notice how they all playfully knock their food to the ground in an effort to mask their anorexia.
As sickening as the materialism is, at least we know the bratz are doing thier part to jump start the economy. Whoever worked on that cartoon must have felt extremely weird drawing them all taking a shit. I mean, was that necessary?
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Burt Reynolds
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Posted:
Dec 08 2008 01:41 pm
sidewaydriver wrote:
Whoever worked on that cartoon must have felt extremely weird drawing them all taking a shit. I mean, was that necessary?
Well shitting is all a part of the Bratitude™, so yeah it was necessary. Also having a degree in art, and it being my current profession, I can safely speak for other artists in saying that drawing spunky infants taking dumps is not awkward and is in fact much enjoyed. You will find that most artists have these kind of drawings if not in their portfolio, then in their personal collection.
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Ky-Guy
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Posted:
Dec 08 2008 02:51 pm
Ugh, my sister hates these things and I don't particularly care much about them either.
And as Blackout said, they should be renamed "Slutz", "Skankz" or "Trampz".
On the plus side, Bratz probably gave the younger brothers of the nation something new to steal from their sisters and blow up with fireworks.
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iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Lady_Satine
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Posted:
Dec 09 2008 02:22 am
"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Dec 09 2008 07:12 am
Burt Reynolds wrote:
You will find that most artists have these kind of drawings if not in their portfolio, then in their personal collection.
Only if you consider Robert Mapplethorpe an artist.
Damn straight! Barbie has more experience and bigger boobs than those damn Bratz!
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Knyte
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Posted:
Dec 09 2008 09:00 pm
Well, as a certain cake shop owner will tell you, women going to the bathroom is sexy.
GPFontaine
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Posted:
Dec 09 2008 10:15 pm
Knyte wrote:
Well, as a certain cake shop owner will tell you, women going to the bathroom is sexy.
Definitely a fetish I don't understand.
ReeperTheSeeker
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Posted:
Dec 09 2008 10:59 pm
So should we start burning bratz dolls, it sounds like to me the world is trying to make every girl into a full fledged materialistic hoe-bag. Not that i'm complaining but like the video game you play too much, it might get old and repetitive after a while.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
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Blackout
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Posted:
Dec 11 2008 04:39 pm
Blackout wrote:
I once shared a terminal with a co worker on a different shift who has about 300 of the damn things all over her desk / monitor etc. The company we were contracted to was in the same building and they didn't share terminals with people on different shifts. So everyone I was busting my ass for thought I was the creepy guy who collected Bratz.
No body laughed at this?
Ky-Guy
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Posted:
Dec 11 2008 06:49 pm
Blackout wrote:
Blackout wrote:
I once shared a terminal with a co worker on a different shift who has about 300 of the damn things all over her desk / monitor etc. The company we were contracted to was in the same building and they didn't share terminals with people on different shifts. So everyone I was busting my ass for thought I was the creepy guy who collected Bratz.
No body laughed at this?
I'm actually sympathetic with you, Blackout. Nobody should be called "the creepy guy who collected Bratz."
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
