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Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:02 pm

I was in the lab making up an experiment or two and a bunch of guys were... erm... ogling the women that walked past. My buddy, one of the guys kept asking my opinion. Now, I don't like doing things like that. I need to know the girl before I can "rate" how she looks. Anyway, after about ten or so girls with no comment from me, this gorgeous chick walks up and I say as such to the guys. They give me a funny look and I start to sing a little bit of a song. My buddy proceeded to jump over the table and punched me. IN THE FACE. He started screaming how I was a blood traitor (or race traitor or something) and how we couldn't be friends and all that. I was shocked. SO! Long story short, I failed my experiment, got punched in the face, lost a friend, and made a random chick feel really awkward (she was standing out side the door to get in).

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What the fuck did you sing to piss them off that bad?

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:10 pm

Must've been the Macarena....

Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:11 pm

What GP said and why did he call you a blood or race traitor? was she a different color?

Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:13 pm

Stephen Lynch's "Vanilla Ice Cream"

Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

I only like black girls the brown girls, the café au lait
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
If your a Nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white

I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanzaa tree
But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

But I'm pretty sure that they were upset that I expressed a weak spot for non-white girls. And I bolded the line I sang.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:15 pm

Mmmmmm, caramel, mocha, chocolate, vanilla, yummy....

Oh yeah, your former friend sounds kinda douchey. Now if you were singing the Macarena, that would be grounds to get punched in the face...

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Would you mind highlighting the exact portion of the song you recited out loud?

Also, fuck them for being racist fucktards.

If you like how that girl looks, you should go and ask her out. What's the worst that would happen? She might say no and you get punched in the face again?

Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:26 pm

Agreed. Fucktards.
Also, I have a girlfriend. The blonde that was in my Halloween pictures?

Posted: Dec 04 2008 08:13 pm

Oh right!

They're just jealous then. Cool

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thats sad..........but funny

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hacker wrote:

thats sad..........but funny

How exactly is it funny?

Funny like a clown?

Posted: Dec 05 2008 01:53 am

I'm kinda at a loss here... but I'll just laugh and say at least your pants didn't fall down or your shirt was tucked into your zipper as it happened.

Posted: Dec 05 2008 05:20 am

I don't understand that mindset your (former) friend has. In my experience, I've found white girls to be nothing but trouble.

I'm almost exclusively attracted to Latina girls (my girlfriend is Mexican), no rhyme or reason why. I just think they're sexier, more passionate, and more well-grounded than white girls. My family knows this, and it's kind of become a running joke around the house. When I told my dad that I was dating a girl from school (not even mentioning that she was Mexican), the first thing he said to me was "Does she have her green card yet?" (Despite the fact my girlfriend was born here)

Back on topic, I say, fuck those assholes, you like who you like. You're not being a 'race traitor' because you think someone of a different race is attractive. That makes you 'open-minded'. Hell, if anything, my disdain towards white women and white culture might make me a self-loathing man, kinda like Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks. It's just how my experiences have shaped me, as well as my personal preferences.

Posted: Dec 05 2008 12:35 pm

See the best irony out of all of this would be if the girl you mentioned was hot, would at sometime, punch the former friend, now found out racist asshole in the face. Or would that be poetic justice, hell I don't know, it would be damn funny.

Posted: Dec 05 2008 12:51 pm

That's fucked up.

So fucked up, in fact, that it should be copypasta.

Posted: Dec 05 2008 01:01 pm

My post or the entire thread or what is fucked up?

Posted: Dec 05 2008 04:25 pm

I assume the entire thread. But I won't see the dude for a week or so.
I'm tempted to sing again next time I see him. Not laugh at him or anything.
Just sing. Sure I'll get funny looks but it'll send a message to the right people.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 03:30 pm

mtgrnwdstar wrote:

I don't understand that mindset your (former) friend has. In my experience, I've found white girls to be nothing but trouble.

I'm almost exclusively attracted to Latina girls (my girlfriend is Mexican), no rhyme or reason why. I just think they're sexier, more passionate, and more well-grounded than white girls. My family knows this, and it's kind of become a running joke around the house. When I told my dad that I was dating a girl from school (not even mentioning that she was Mexican), the first thing he said to me was "Does she have her green card yet?" (Despite the fact my girlfriend was born here)

Back on topic, I say, fuck those assholes, you like who you like. You're not being a 'race traitor' because you think someone of a different race is attractive. That makes you 'open-minded'. Hell, if anything, my disdain towards white women and white culture might make me a self-loathing man, kinda like Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks. It's just how my experiences have shaped me, as well as my personal preferences.

Although I have not known many girls in my lifetime (or guys for that matter, people suck), I agree with everything you said, with exception of liking my own culture(Scandinavian caucasian). To me, white girls have a tendency of being dramatic and irrationable. The girl of my heart is Dominican, I've never seen her in person(this will change January 4'th!!! Shocked

) but we've talked for 4 years. She is passionate, beautiful, smart, honest, open-minded, down-to-earth, has strong opinions, and little interest in material things. Far away from "girly", without losing the feminine charm. I was not particulary into latin girls before, but my mind is slowly changing as I learn and experience more about them.

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Ljusdahl wrote:

Although I have not known many girls in my lifetime (or guys for that matter, people suck), I agree with everything you said, with exception of liking my own culture(Scandinavian caucasian). To me, white girls have a tendency of being dramatic and irrationable. The girl of my heart is Dominican, I've never seen her in person(this will change January 4'th!!! Shocked

) but we've talked for 4 years. She is passionate, beautiful, smart, honest, open-minded, down-to-earth, has strong opinions, and little interest in material things. Far away from "girly", without losing the feminine charm. I was not particulary into latin girls before, but my mind is slowly changing as I learn and experience more about them.

There are girls that rock and girls that suck in every culture. White, black, Dominican, Asian... doesn't matter. No one group of females is totally bad or totally good. Case in point, you want to meet some Dominican women that don't meet the ideal that you've set up? Go check out the Bronx.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 05:06 pm

Congrats Ljusfdasfa for getting you a good one.

Kubo wrote:

Case in point, you want to meet some Dominican women that don't meet the ideal that you've set up? Go check out the Bronx.

Or any borough of NYC for that matter.

I personally got jungle/yellow fever, because most every other type of girl around here has either too much attitude, plays hard to get, or are just too damn ghetto (even my own kind, of which I have yet to find one without the qualities mentioned above) and I can't deal with that shit.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 05:24 pm

Kubo wrote:

Ljusdahl wrote:

Although I have not known many girls in my lifetime (or guys for that matter, people suck), I agree with everything you said, with exception of liking my own culture(Scandinavian caucasian). To me, white girls have a tendency of being dramatic and irrationable. The girl of my heart is Dominican, I've never seen her in person(this will change January 4'th!!! Shocked

) but we've talked for 4 years. She is passionate, beautiful, smart, honest, open-minded, down-to-earth, has strong opinions, and little interest in material things. Far away from "girly", without losing the feminine charm. I was not particulary into latin girls before, but my mind is slowly changing as I learn and experience more about them.

There are girls that rock and girls that suck in every culture. White, black, Dominican, Asian... doesn't matter. No one group of females is totally bad or totally good. Case in point, you want to meet some Dominican women that don't meet the ideal that you've set up? Go check out the Bronx.

I know, I know. But y'know.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 06:56 pm

Fuck singing. You should start a rumor that he has black ancestors. If he is really racist, that'll piss him off. Or get some black girls to flirt with him for a goof.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 07:48 pm

Where the hell do you go to school? Alabama?

Posted: Dec 17 2008 08:05 pm

If I had to make a guess I would say Kentucky.

Posted: Dec 17 2008 10:32 pm

Iowa. A hop and a skip away from the Illinois border.
And as an update to this: The chick is in my comp. class. It is quite awkward.