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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
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You know how certain people like to obsess over certain girls in gaming? Have you ever HATED the chicks in gaming that everyone wants to fuck? Here's your chance to speak out against the overrated hotness of certain videogame chicks. Tell us all about a "hot chick that I would totally fuck" that you, quite frankly, find repulsive. Please include why, for it is more informative and much funnier than if you didn't.
Prime example: Chun Li. Muscle-chicks scare me, and she is no exception. Also sex with her would be... unusual. Just look at those thighs! They could crush a 20-pound bowling ball into a fine powder with little effort. If she applied that strength during coitus, it would be the worst pain ever... or the best.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm. See the problem with this thread is that female videogame characters are designed to be highly appealing...
But, I think I would not care to fuck Big Boss from MGS3.
She is old, intimidating and a bit butch in my opinion. Plus she is a total bitch.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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- Selphie (FFVIII): I hate her hair and think she's annoying.
- Celeste (Tales of Symphonia): Flat-chested, too child-like, and religious.
- Any chicks (FFX and X-2): I just didn't like those games.
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Necro Critic
Title: The Necro Critic
Joined: Nov 21 2008
Location: Jonesborough, Tennessee
Posts: 92
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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BlackWings
Joined: Feb 01 2007
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Edna from Maniac Mansion.
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Go fuck a goat !!! |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Malformed, Pus-Filled, Slug-For-A-Butt.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I kinda like Chun-li's massive theighs...
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Bridget from Guilty Gear XX.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. See the problem with this thread is that female videogame characters are designed to be highly appealing...
But, I think I would not care to fuck Big Boss from MGS3.
She is old, intimidating and a bit butch in my opinion. Plus she is a total bitch. |
and she has a big ass ugly scar
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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My guess would be Birdo, especially since "she" isn't exactly a chick. . .
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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In the current Marioverse, Birdo is a girl. 
Still gross though.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
In the current Marioverse, Birdo is a girl.
Still gross though. |
Point taken.
I think I'll leave Birdo for Yoshi to knock up.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
Joined: Jul 11 2008
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Malformed, Pus-Filled, Slug-For-A-Butt. |
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DAMMIT!
You beat me to it!
...Oh, well, life goes on:
That 'Christy' broad from Vice: Project Doom (Like Syd said, why in [Insert Higher Power's name HERE]'s name did [Protagonist]Quinn Hart like her so much [And diss Sophia so much], when Sophia was way hotter?
Any of those eyeless female Camp Counselors from Friday the 13th
Medusa (Various games, namely Super Castlevania Mode 7 Adventure IV)
Princess Tomato (No comment)
Irene ( Ninja Gaiden series--She'd prolly shoot me with (another) Tranquilizer Dart while we were fucking, just for the hell of it)
Wendy O' Koopa
Roll
Sheeva
Lady Deathstrike (I doubt she's even remotely human anymore...For shame)
The Ellen-Degeneres-inspired, uber-dyke King pre KOF '98
...Any of those animal broads obsessed with Sonic
...And, last but not least (But painfully obvious):
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Mistress Helga, cuz apparently she was really some sort of potato monster.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
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Ashley from RE4. I mean she is TOTALLY HOT, but she's the president's daughter and I'd be all over the news'n stuff.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Rose from every MGS game she was fucking in. She's just an annoying double agent bitch. Chun Li's massive thighs are a turn on for me for some reason. I think she's hot.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Lara Croft, because I always thought she looked like a whore with those unreal titties.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Purugly.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Malformed, Pus-Filled, Slug-For-A-Butt. |
The name alone makes my dick drop.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Cloud from FFVII.
He was a guy?? *Shudder*
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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I wouldn't fuck the Pink Bomberman either.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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sidewaydriver
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Ms. Pac-Man
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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I have to disagree. I like my women kind of round, yellow, and with no arms or legs.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| Necro Critic wrote: |
Prime example: Chun Li. Muscle-chicks scare me, and she is no exception. Also sex with her would be... unusual. Just look at those thighs! They could crush a 20-pound bowling ball into a fine powder with little effort. If she applied that strength during coitus, it would be the worst pain ever... or the best. |
 It Would Be Thee Best Death EVER! 
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