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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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I'll wait for the Kanye West game.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Wow.
That could have made a decent over the top action game, but with 50 Cent being the lead character, I will never know as I will avoid it like the plague.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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 If that was in game footage I'd be impressed. The original had the same kind of trailer that made you think the game play was some sort of super dynamic shooter / brawler. In reality it was a glitchtastic spank a thon to how much of a baddass 50's character is, set the tune of every 50 cent song you've already heard, plus two new ones. In game dialog featured copious amounts of the N word, and in the first level 50 and pals slaughter like, 8 bazillion swat guys. Bonus videos you've already seen and alternate in game music (beats you've already heard) can be purchased in game, wasting whatever cash you were going to sink into new weapons. Oh yeah and Eminem was in it to!  I have no freaking idea why they're making another one of these, it just cannot be any good.
*edit plus it never made any sense, 50 cent the street "gangsta" helps the cops defeat terrorists? WTF?  That would have been an even worse movie than Get Rich or Die Trying was.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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I bet he has to fight ninjas.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
I'll wait for the Kanye West game. |
In it, you throw temper-tantrum's like a 9 year old, and call old white men racist. At least the soundtrack would be a little better.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Burt Reynolds wrote: |
sidewaydriver wrote: |
I'll wait for the Kanye West game. |
In it, you throw temper-tantrum's like a 9 year old, and call old white men racist. At least the soundtrack would be a little better. |
sounds like best game ever for me
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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I'll wait for the R. Kelly one where every objective is to escape from the closet and the boss battles consist of peeing on 16 year old girls.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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anorexorcist wrote: |
I'll wait for the R. Kelly one where every objective is to escape from the closet and the boss battles consist of peeing on 16 year old girls. |
That sounds like it would be a great game for the Wii...
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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sidewaydriver wrote: |
anorexorcist wrote: |
I'll wait for the R. Kelly one where every objective is to escape from the closet and the boss battles consist of peeing on 16 year old girls. |
That sounds like it would be a great game for the Wii... |
How about a candlejack game for the wii, that would be awe
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
sidewaydriver wrote: |
anorexorcist wrote: |
I'll wait for the R. Kelly one where every objective is to escape from the closet and the boss battles consist of peeing on 16 year old girls. |
That sounds like it would be a great game for the Wii... |
How about a candlejack game for the wii, that would be awe |
Dude, quit hijacking threads with candlejack, it's f
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I don't see what the big deal is about saying candlejack in a thr
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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YOU'RE ALL DUMB THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANDLE JACK. candle jack, candle jack, candle jack, candle
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Candlejack is gay.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I'd stop talking shit about candlejack if I were
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
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Candlejack fucked my sist
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Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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drewbocop wrote: |
Candlejack fucked my sist |
I'd love to see some Rule 34 of Candlejack, tha
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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MOGHARR wrote: |
drewbocop wrote: |
Candlejack fucked my sist |
I'd love to see some Rule 34 of Candlejack, tha |
lmao, Candlejack por
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Rycona wrote: |
Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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this candlejack thing is getting
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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Hot candlejack on candlejack ac
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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Candlejack fucked a st
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
Posts: 518
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You're just paving the way for an All Your Base comeback, you fuckers.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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All your candlejack are belong to
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