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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I'm sick of chastity in video games. I wanna Mario and Peach go at it like bunny rabbits on cocaine, then meet up with Link and Zelda at a key party.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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That reminds me of this awesome picture I found the other day of...nevermind.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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AncientAtBirth
Joined: Apr 01 2008
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Lack of traditional 2D platform games on the consoles!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I'm sick of chastity in video games. I wanna Mario and Peach go at it like bunny rabbits on cocaine, then meet up with Link and Zelda at a key party. |
You realize that with the pent up sexual frustration that those male characters have... they might kill the girls.
I feel like Zelda might be able to hold her own, but Peach would be destroyed.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I'm sick of chastity in video games. I wanna Mario and Peach go at it like bunny rabbits on cocaine, then meet up with Link and Zelda at a key party. |
You realize that with the pent up sexual frustration that those male characters have... they might kill the girls.
I feel like Zelda might be able to hold her own, but Peach would be destroyed. |
Imagine the devastation a mid coitus mushroom would bring about.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| AncientAtBirth wrote: |
| Lack of traditional 2D platform games on the consoles! |
I agree with you, Ancient. With the exception of Wii Fit and Super Smash Bros. Brawl, I spend all of my Wii time on the Virtual Console. I've also been playing SNES and Sega Genesis more recently, too.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I'm sick of chastity in video games. I wanna Mario and Peach go at it like bunny rabbits on cocaine, then meet up with Link and Zelda at a key party. |
You realize that with the pent up sexual frustration that those male characters have... they might kill the girls.
I feel like Zelda might be able to hold her own, but Peach would be destroyed. |
Hey you never know, she surprised us with her appearance in Melee. And don't forget, she has been screwed by a spinny turtle that breaths fire. Maybe she has some kind of super human stamina or something like that.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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Super Princess Peach came about, Zelda never starred in anything other than those craptastic CD-i games.
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Arlock41
Title: Naunie
Joined: Dec 07 2008
Posts: 1026
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Never speak of CD-i ever again.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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