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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Last night I woke up in excruciating pain.
My mouth tasted like blood and my lip felt like it was on fire.
I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to find that I had bit through my lip.
No, I didn't just bite my lip. I bit it in two places and made a hole between them.
I have been on a lot of advil and nyquil to combat being sick, so once I saw what it was, I decided to try and just sleep through the pain.
I went back to bed and after a few minutes of cringing and wincing I fell back asleep.
This morning when I woke up, I couldn't breath through my nose at all. I've been really sick, so this didn't surprise me, but I couldn't blow my nose at all. It was like something was blocking it.
With an index finger wrapped in a tissue, I attempted to unclog my nose. What came out looked like a raisin. It wasn't... it was just blood. But a clump. It was really gross and almost immediately after it came out red snot began to poor out of my nose.
A few good blows and a shower later, and all is well.
I must say, I didn't expect that bleeding in my mouth would clot up in my nose. I think it is really odd. But I am happy to say that all is well. My lip is healing up and my nose is working.
I am also beginning to feel better from being sick.
So, I hope you enjoyed this gross story. Have a great day!
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
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GP, how the hell did you bite your lip without knowing? And just an note I'd like to add, maybe it's a theory, maybe it's fact, but its what I do when I'm sick. I rarely take medicines like nyquil and painkiller type pills like advil. My reason being is that they basically just mask the illness, rather than assisting the body in fighting it off. I usually down teas and supplements like vitamin C and garlic. That, and I only really ever get sick once a year so I figure I can tough it out at least once every year...
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Were you whacked out on goofballs or something? 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I bit my lip in my sleep. I realized that was what caused the pain when I saw the blood.
I had been insanely sick for two days.
I took lots of antioxidants including vitamin C and berry juices. The nyquil and advil work to allow me to sleep. The rest is crucial to being able to recover faster.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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The reason you bit your lip and didn't know about it is because you were all drugged up on painkillers! 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| The reason you bit your lip and didn't know about it is because you were all drugged up on painkillers! |
I was asleep. The pain woke me up.
The painkillers did a terrible job of making me immune to pain!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Well I'm glad you didn't chew the damn thing off.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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my friend sometimes bites his lip when working out.
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Valdronius
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Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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I just realized that you meant boogers, and not buggers.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I once dated a girl that would bite my lips during... well yeah, it always freaked me out because she'd keep it up until I was like OW SHIT KNOCK IT OFF!!! 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| I just realized that you meant boogers, and not buggers. |
This is a fact. I could edit those posts and make it an incorrect fact. But I think I'll let you win.
Fact remains, I think my boogers are buggers. I am wrong.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Your nose got a blood clot because you were lying down while bleeding from the lip. Blood got all up in your nose and dried out.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
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You should sleep with one of these (see below) to avoid any lip biting mishaps in the future. 
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
Your nose got a blood clot because you were lying down while bleeding from the lip. Blood got all up in your nose and dried out.
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Whoah there Dr. Genius, can you go through that one again?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
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Thanks Captain Obvious, I'll go warn Blatant Man right away!
That's what you're supposed to say
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
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A bit of a coincidence I guess, today I woke up and my lips were swollen and a bit dried up....
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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My bottom lip is still swollen and I have to take Advil to keep it normal sized. It is pretty funny when you think about it.
Oh and Ross, you pretty much stated it exactly as it happened.
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
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| A bit of a coincidence I guess, today I woke up and my lips were swollen and a bit dried up.... |
Chapped lips are evil.
I get them so horribly in the winter time, which means they're getting pretty bad now. I have to sleep with fucking lip balm gunked on every night just to make them less unsightly. It seems like no one else ever has this much of a problem with chapped-ness. I think my main problem is I have a bad habit of licking my lips constantly. Anybody else have these issues?
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| docinsano wrote: |
| The reason you bit your lip and didn't know about it is because you were all drugged up on painkillers! |
I was asleep. The pain woke me up.
The painkillers did a terrible job of making me immune to pain! |
Large doses of Oxycontin should do the trick. I suggest 240mg once... well probably just once. I'm sure an elderly relative of yours has some. If not, just ask a suspicious looking character in a bad neighborhood. Just be sure they are real. To do this, you absolutely have to break them open and check the consistency. If it breaks evenly, it is probably real, but since you broke it open, you will need to take the other ones and crush them up as well, and put them in a gatorade. Drink it down and wait about half an hour.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| I just realized that you meant boogers, and not buggers. |
This is a fact. I could edit those posts and make it an incorrect fact. But I think I'll let you win.
Fact remains, I think my boogers are buggers. I am wrong. |
Here in the UK, buggers are people who engage in anal sex.
I'm just saying.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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| drewbocop wrote: |
| Ba‘al wrote: |
| A bit of a coincidence I guess, today I woke up and my lips were swollen and a bit dried up.... |
Chapped lips are evil.
I get them so horribly in the winter time, which means they're getting pretty bad now. I have to sleep with fucking lip balm gunked on every night just to make them less unsightly. It seems like no one else ever has this much of a problem with chapped-ness. I think my main problem is I have a bad habit of licking my lips constantly. Anybody else have these issues? |
YES YES YES.
I hate that. Then I wake up and all the lip gunk has mixed with my spit and a have nasty slime in the corners of my mouth. It's terrible. What's even worse is when my lips crack when I sleep and I wake up with bloody goo stuck to my teeth.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Chapped lips suck. Umm... ok they don't suck. Sucking would be hard for chapped lips.
Chapped lips = BAD!!!
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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God, I can't even drink soda with this much "chappiness"....
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I hate trying to peel the chap off and going to far and ending up with a bloody lip.
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