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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
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Anybody who regenerates in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
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| i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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Definately. Those guys are bitches sometimes.
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ShadowViperX
Title: Underhanded ninja
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: One of the fifty states
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Orumov himself wasn't hard, once you hit him, that was that. It was just tough for me that first moment or two getting a good lock on him; sometimes if I shot too early, I'd hit Natalya instead. I do agree, though, that one level where you gotta protect her hacking ass was quite the shit to roll through.
Thought of some more:
The Metal Slug series: the fact that bosses seem to hit you more and more the farther you go. Metal Slug 4 is by far my most hated enemy. I'm sure that's how the game was meant to be, but still!
Zombies Ate My Neighbors: chainsaw maniacs(I wonder who doesn't hate those; even the bazooka takes for-fucking ever to kill them), evil dolls(when they walk slow up and down, yet they RUN left and right)
Pokemon Gold/Silver: Red[the secret trainer you find at the cave](His snorlax alone was a bitch)
Pokemon Red/Blue: Sabrina(I know, she isn't technically too hard, I'm just saying this because back then, psychics didn't have enough weaknesses)
Maybe more later.
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I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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Fortune Smiles
Title: Strangely Missing
Joined: Aug 19 2008
Location: 6:10:50
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All those damn undead creatures in Final Fantasy I that would paralyze you when they hit. Especially when you only had one mage in the party and he was drained of magic. That Ice Cavern could have kept the damn Floater if it wasn't needed to beat the game. (And no, the GBA port doesn't count)
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Hauntzor
Title: GET OUT BART I'M PISS
Joined: May 28 2008
Location: Midwest
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the medusa heads from Castlevania that would seem to follow you all the way up, hit you, knock you off and then fuck you all up.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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You revived a four month old thread >_<. Well, since you revived it we might as well use it again. my current most hated video game enemy is The Paraside Dragon or Bodan Epsilon. The Paradise Dragon is a monster from .hack//Infection Part 1. Bodan Epsilon is from 1942.
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hot2trotzki
Title: pants sultan
Joined: Nov 08 2008
Location: Nü England
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How is it possible that this thread has gone for 3 pages without anyone mentioning Eggplant Wizard?? Though SMB3's Big Burtha's pretty horrible too, at least it's a quick death. Friggin eggplant curse!!!
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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I will say this once in regard to the werewolves in secret of mana.
Fuck you.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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The guys who were in the little dirt fort from Paperboy 2.
I know you motherfuckers remember them; they also had all the logs and random jump ramps so you either wrecked or got pelted by rocks. Goddamn them.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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all the civilians on hitman blood money who would go vigilante and pick up a guards gun after you killed him and he dropped it
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DoctorOrpheus
Title: Title: Title: Title
Joined: Sep 18 2008
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The Trees in Earthbound. Every time you would kill one of those whores they would burst into flames and deal mortal damage to you - triggering your life counter to dwindle down until you were able to get back to the main screen. All the while doing it with a big fucking grin on their face.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Um.... Hitler |
Yeah, he was in a lot of games. Going by aliases, alter egos, and slightly different haircuts.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I'm saying Garland from the original NES Final Fantasy. You start off with crappy equipment, some asshole king sends you out to rescue his daughter because the soldiers in the castle couldn't take on one guy. Sure he becomes the embodiment of Chaos and everything but still. Oh and the reward for getting the princess? A lute and a freaking bridge. The Bridge looks like a wooden bridge you'd find in the woods. The lute is only used once and is kinda stupid. But my point is, if you are going to save a hot princess from some guy who is named after a Christmas decoration, throw in some cash to seal the deal. Or a hot night at the local Inn.
Oh... and Mecha Hitler from Wolfenstein 3-D Episode 3: DIE HITLER DIE! Sure he was easy, but the Hitler on a String guys kinda made him seem like a total dick. But the Death Cam is Worth it! 
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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If it hasn't already been mentioned, Judge Doom at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit pisses me off because he's near unbeatable. Hmmm, what else? I'll remember later...
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ShadowViperX
Title: Underhanded ninja
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: One of the fifty states
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Secret of Mana: Beat it a while ago, finally. Yeah, how about those ninja on the final area, that mana ship. If your chars aren't higher lvl then I was, they'll deathrape you. Thank goodness I could run around them.
FF1: Anything that could petrify you.
Golden Sun 2: A hidden boss! A wizard that sent out orbs, with different elements. Just cheap as hell.
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I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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Those scissors in Hornet Man's stage on MegaMan 9 are probably the most recent enemy I don't particularly care for.
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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
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For me it's a toss up between Jack Thompson and Joe Lieberman.
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tqconq
Joined: Oct 20 2008
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Worst.....
Those things that looked like Flayers in D2, but were skeletons in Baals dungeon.
Kill you in one hit, run like they're on speed, and there's frigging tons of them.
I HATE THEM.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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Duriel from D2, mostly because you get to him when you're on level 16-19. I was 18 with my Amazon when I got to him and he was unbeatable!
Duriel Algorithm for dummies:
1. Enter chamber
2. Open portal back to town
3. Score some hits from distance, let your bodyguard attack
4. Bodyguard dies, enter portal, buy him again
5. Return, immediately reopen
6. Repeat 2-5.
Takes really lot of money.
The easiest way for bosses in D2: set up five lighting traps as the Assassin. The enemy might get paralyzed and will not move. I can't do this in the latest patch, though.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
| Cameron wrote: |
| I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person. |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Bobby, Dan, and that damn woman on Clock Tower (snes). Also, the "bobby" character on the psx clock tower is equally creepy...
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
Duriel from D2, mostly because you get to him when you're on level 16-19. I was 18 with my Amazon when I got to him and he was unbeatable!
Duriel Algorithm for dummies:
1. Enter chamber
2. Open portal back to town
3. Score some hits from distance, let your bodyguard attack
4. Bodyguard dies, enter portal, buy him again
5. Return, immediately reopen
6. Repeat 2-5.
Takes really lot of money. |
That's why Necros are better for that crap.
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