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Posted: Nov 07 2008 12:18 am

Posted: Nov 07 2008 04:53 am

Back when times were much easier...I remember my cousin used to baby sit me and I had to watch this. Way to make me miss my childhood Syd. THANKS!

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This was an 8 minute video? That has to be a hate crime somewhere.

Edit: This was during the viewing of the first 30 seconds of quite possibly the worst song I've ever heard, and thought it was a music video.

Posted: Nov 07 2008 11:19 am

No, it was 30 minutes. This is just the first part of it.

Posted: Nov 07 2008 08:25 pm

I don't know nothin about no "teen steam", but I sure would like to get hot and steamy with milano! YOWZA!

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

I have to say, I've googled some nasty shit in the past year alone but after watching that video, i've never felt so dirty before . . . please tell me Milano was at least 18 when she did this.

Posted: Nov 07 2008 10:22 pm

With that chest, not a chance. 14, easy.

Posted: Nov 08 2008 12:39 am

Why didn't her song ever hit Casey Casem's Top 40?

That was incredibly 80s-tastic!

Posted: Nov 08 2008 05:05 am

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

please tell me Milano was at least 18 when she did this.

The video was released in '88 and she's born December '72, so she probably was fifteen at the time.

Posted: Nov 08 2008 01:07 pm

Is this a music video, an exercise video or a porno? You be the judge!

Ahh, I remember the good old days of youth, dancing around abandoned, steam-filled factories with my friends...

Also, you're not supposed to film one of the backup dancers (exercisers?) adjusting her spandex pants, cameraman. Or maybe you are, maybe the point is less fitness and more 14 year olds in spandex, a clever kiddie porn ploy.

Posted: Nov 10 2008 02:24 pm

Hey should could have been 16, but either way, she is legal now, and nothing wrong with dreaming about her. Though I do understand the worry of looking at an underage girl, even though you are thinking of the very of age woman she is now.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

King wrote:

Hey should could have been 16, but either way, she is legal now, and nothing wrong with dreaming about her. Though I do understand the worry of looking at an underage girl, even though you are thinking of the very of age woman she is now.

who said i was thinking of the 'now' milano after watching that . . . . Nod

Posted: Nov 10 2008 09:54 pm

Interesting point; if you masturbate to her in that video when she's 16 but she's legal now, are you still a pedo?

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Black Zarak wrote:

Interesting point; if you masturbate to her in that video when she's 16 but she's legal now, are you still a pedo?

I don't think it matters. Think about it, if a child actoress is grown up yet you still have dirty thoughts about her when she was doing movies, that can still be seen as being a pedo.

Think it this way, are you looking at a 16 year old milano or a 16 year old milano who is all grown up now? She's still a 16 year old girl in that video.

Posted: Nov 11 2008 03:34 am

Black Zarak wrote:

Ahh, I remember the good old days of youth, dancing around abandoned, steam-filled factories with my friends...

I don't know why, but this was really funny to me.

Also, we were children at the time that she made this video too, so it's ok to think she's hot in it... or at least that's what I'm going to tell myself.

Posted: Nov 14 2008 10:43 pm

Black Zarak wrote:

Interesting point; if you masturbate to her in that video when she's 16 but she's legal now, are you still a pedo?

Well, the question you need to ask yourself is this: If I had seen this video when it was first released in 1988, and I had masturbated intensely to it, would I have been considered a pedo? If the answer is no, you're in the clear.

So basically if you were born in or after 1972, you're good to go. Hope this helps.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Syd Lexia wrote:

Black Zarak wrote:

Interesting point; if you masturbate to her in that video when she's 16 but she's legal now, are you still a pedo?

Well, the question you need to ask yourself is this: If I had seen this video when it was first released in 1988, and I had masturbated intensely to it, would I have been considered a pedo? If the answer is no, you're in the clear.

So basically if you were born in or after 1972, you're good to go. Hope this helps.

Syd, if you were born in 1980, you developed damn fast to be handling yourself at 8.

Damn kids grow up so fast these days.

Posted: Nov 14 2008 11:40 pm

Syd is a Born-in-'81er.