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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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My dad's a greenskeeper which means we have the most meticulously trimmed (like 2 or 3 times a week) lawn on the block, and he's obsessed with Bill Murray's character, Carl Spackler, in Caddyshack.
Bill Murray tried to play at Chilliwack Golf and Country Club, but one of the younger guys turned him away because he didn't recognize him. My dad almost killed him.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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He's on disability, but he use to work for a clothing company as a Support Desk guy.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
My dad's a greenskeeper which means we have the most meticulously trimmed (like 2 or 3 times a week) lawn on the block, and he's obsessed with Bill Murray's character, Carl Spackler, in Caddyshack.
Bill Murray tried to play at Chilliwack Golf and Country Club, but one of the younger guys turned him away because he didn't recognize him. My dad almost killed him. |
Sorry Mr... Murray. We just can't let random people play our course. We have strict standards and pride ourselves on being sticklers for following the rules.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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My dad is a 53 year old postal worker. His working conditions are crap; the post office he works at has had six people quit in the last year and they haven't hired anyone in about five years. His boss gets a bonus every year if she doesn't hire anyone. Everyone there ends up having to work almost sixty hours a week.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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My father works as a pole inspector for the local power company. He's done a bunch of other jobs fot them as well. But, then again, he has been in the company for over 30 years.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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My dad owned his own coffee buisness for 30 years, now he sells Subaru's LOL
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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He does part of my paper route.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
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Housepainter.
...anyone need a house painted? |
So our dad's are in competition.
I supposed they could split the work... or fight to the death. |
He's mostly exterior. So no problem there. 
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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My dad's a pilot. He's flown President Bush (when he was governor Bush), and a few other famous figures. If the musician thing doesn't work out for me, I'd like to follow in his footsteps.
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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My dad drove gas trucks in Vietnam, as well as shot at people, then he moved back home and drove oil trucks for DSI Transports. He now works for BFI Garbage Company doing, you guessed it, driving trash trucks.
He can drive like a motherfucker.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Does he get to shoot at garbage pirates?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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No but for some reason he's caught hundreds of people at the dump having sex.
Apparently the smell of trash is a turn on.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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uberlen
Title: Pvt.
Joined: Nov 09 2008
Location: TEXAS!
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he works with anhydrous ammonia.... fun shit eh?
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
Posts: 289
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[quote="uberlen"]he works with anhydrous ammonia.... fun shit eh?[/quote
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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| uberlen wrote: |
| he works with anhydrous ammonia.... fun shit eh? |
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| My dad had about like, 1000 different jobs, but now he works as a corrections officer in a state juvy down in Florida. |
Damn! He probably doesn't wanna hear any lip from you at the end of the day, considering he takes shit from punks who think they're hard all day.
My dad runs a recycling company.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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drewbocop
Joined: Jun 20 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 802
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My stepdad works for Sun Microsystems as a Server Technician. He's on call 24/7 and drives to different places around the state constantly repairing affiliated company's massive servers and other computer systems. He makes pretty damn good bank.
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| Now that rainbows are confiscate of the Gay Empire Or Whatever©, they're suspect to foul play. People follow it expecting a pot of gold and a leprechaun, but all they find is a mannequin with a melted ass and a bloody rubber inside... and a leprechaun. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Knyte wrote: |
| My father works as a pole inspector |
 I'm an immature asshat. 
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