Who wants to bet he rips off a line from syd's article?
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
Posted:
Nov 08 2008 02:26 pm
I do.
docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
Posted:
Nov 08 2008 03:39 pm
Fuck this jocky, frat boy version of the angry vg nerd. I just had to see his face, then I immediately paused the clip, and proceeded to type. Fuck the irate gamer. I think I have an idea....
Don't have time to watch due to this ancient terminal, but that's lame if he does indeed rip anything from Syd.
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Nov 08 2008 05:02 pm
It's just a preview thingy.
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 12:14 am
I don't care if he rips off a line from Syd, because it's always safe to say that the Irate Gamer just isn't funny.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 12:29 am
I only went 2:24 into the review and I'm already laughing my ass off at how much of a failure he is. . .
I'll give a cold rum and Pepsi to the first person who can tell me what's wrong with this picture.
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 12:41 am
B=P?
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 12:55 am
MOGHARR wrote:
B=P?
Apparently.
And now, here's your prize. *Hands him a rum and Pepsi*
Syd Lexia wrote:
iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash.
Lexiabot9000 wrote:
Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 01:06 am
AVGN is definately better than this guy by a longshot, but IRATE is better than 2/3's of the VG reviewers out there. He is probably 4th behind Nostalgia Critic and the Happy Video Game Nerd.
Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 05:01 am
Irate's voice is damn annoying, plus he's trying too hard to be at least funny. I say the Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic team up and beat his ass.
Edit: I watched that shitfest of a review. It was as boring as watching a transvestite fucking a dog while being fucked by a horse.
On a second thought, that dog-transvestite-horse trifecta does sound entertaining.
I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person.
Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
Posted:
Nov 09 2008 05:41 am
Irate has his moments, I just watch him when i get tired of watching the stuff from AVGN over and over again
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 12:34 am
I didn't laugh . . . because Syd's article blows this shit out of the water.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 01:41 am
Wow... even though I skipped around I feel dumber then before. Has anyone seen that movie scanners where that guys head blew up? Yeah that's how I feel right now. I own this game and I can easily say that when I was younger I could use mark much better then this jack-ass. I didn't even find any of his stchick funny at all. I wanted to just cry from hearing his Asshole jokes all those times...
Arcane
Title: Robot Soul Brother
Joined: Jul 11 2008
Posts: 137
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 06:16 pm
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
Who wants to bet he rips off a line from syd's article?
lol That's the first thing I thought when I saw IG's 'Review,' considering he's an Equal-Opportunity Hack, stealing from everyone/where from AVGN to I-Mockery...
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 06:43 pm
Slayer1 wrote:
Wow... even though I skipped around I feel dumber then before. Has anyone seen that movie scanners where that guys head blew up? Yeah that's how I feel right now. I own this game and I can easily say that when I was younger I could use mark much better then this jack-ass. I didn't even find any of his stchick funny at all. I wanted to just cry from hearing his Asshole jokes all those times...
My more like imploded at the retardedness before me. I want to at least chuckle or give a half-hearted (he-he) to help me justify the fact he has a fan bases who thinks he's better then the material he is ripping off. But no, i've come to the conclusion that these fans lead a sheltered life of inhaling brain damaging toxins.
There are a lot of things in monster party to comment on and i felt like he failed at making any decent punchlines. I mean the pumpkin saying "don't pick on me" with his response "then don't throw shit at me", was fucking stupid. Even if i did not read syd's article (which is far superior), i'd still think that was the worst thing i've seen on youtube in a long time . . . or even ever. Seriously, he had a golden opertunity to freak the shit out of people with the game's ending, making it a decent halloween episode and instead pulls some random satan shit out of his ass. I was really hoping when mark started to melt that the IG would melt too like Nazis after the Arc was opened and spar us the retardedness that is . . . Irate Gamer.
I only subscribe to him because i'm a sucker for video game reviews, I like to see him fail and to be honest . . . i've seen worse.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 07:55 pm
I got about 3 minutes in. I'm embarassed for this guy, especially the fact taht he said this review was 2 months in the making.
I got about 3 minutes in. I'm embarassed for this guy, especially the fact taht he said this review was 2 months in the making.
You know i've been doing some thinking. Maybe i'll uses Irate as a form of self-punishment to improve my self-discipline.
Whenever i fuck up, i play Irate and watch hours of shit until my eyes start oozing out and my balls shrivel up and my organs implode and my brain zombifies me preventing me from embracing sweet death. By the first time around, i will never fuck up again . . . because i will be a zombie pining not to eat irate, but to simple mull him and leave his corpse to rot, because no zombie will want his fat ass in their stomach.
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Nov 17 2008 10:09 pm
The bloopers are better then the review:
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
Posted:
Nov 18 2008 12:55 am
people actually are saying those are fake bloopers LMAO
I probably wouldnt hate the guy if I knew him in real life, but on the net he brings out a side of anger in people they didnt know they had.
It would be a big FU to us all if he actually was pulling the wool over our eyes and all these reviews were mean't to be bad
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Nov 18 2008 01:03 am
The use of Mark is more strategy theny just shooting shit like Bert. All you really have to do is hit ther projectiles back at your opponant. I'll be honest, I like Monster Party, even though it sucks it brings back memories of when I was a child playing this with my Brother. But this is a miserable review. At least a three year old can use Mark a hell of a lot better then this 30 year old asswipe.
Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
Posted:
Nov 18 2008 01:15 pm
I still want to see Nostalgia Critic and AVGN kick his ass.
