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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 12:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

Many have wondered what my IQ was, because I have said many stupid things. Here is my fucking IQ for people.

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Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 12:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

Okay honestly,

This is an internet IQ test M3ga Man. It is important to know that it is nothing close to the real thing. Many factors go into the scoring of a persons IQ which is why professionals must go through years of schooling to properly administer one. Taking an online IQ test and posting a screen shot of the result in an attempt to prove your intelligence can prove nothing but perhaps the opposite. Topics like this will not help your case.

Edit: For the record, my mother administers valid IQ tests as part of here job description, as she is a doctor.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 01:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

HEY! your name is Austin?? WOW!!!

Seriously, that is the most bonerrific IQ test on the internet. Something with a .edu would have been at least credible.... Who cares about your IQ, anyways? I sure don't give a half a shit, so I don't care if your IQ is 60 or 160. This thread sucks and M3GA, I now frown upon your prescence. And just when I thought you were legit...

On a side note... Edit your fucking image please. It takes up almost two of my screen widths and I'm pretty sure you're violating some kind of image size thing so take a little time to resize your photo. You may just redeem yourself. Then again, GP will probably do it for you, so never mind.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 01:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

his image comes up broken on my google chrome browser, so i have no clue what it is.

and IQ tests are biased


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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 02:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

Austin, just stop trying. you will never win. first impressions are incredibly important in most internet circles, where people do not have the attention span to be anything but judgmental, and you made a terrible first impression.

you will forever be chastised here. no amount of defending yourself, firing back, making threads like this, or anything else of the sort will change anyone's opinion of you. You are type-casted.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 02:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, that was a tough reality check by FNJ.
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 07:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

Cattivo wrote:
Wow, that was a tough reality check by FNJ.

...and color commentary by the Myth, the Man, the Legend... Cattivo!


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 11:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

docinsano wrote:
On a side note... Edit your fucking image please. It takes up almost two of my screen widths and I'm pretty sure you're violating some kind of image size thing so take a little time to resize your photo. You may just redeem yourself. Then again, GP will probably do it for you, so never mind.


He just needs to use the following code:

Code:
<img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/1so710.jpg" width="700px">


Result:


P.S.
It looks like this was already fixed by someone.



 
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Dr. Jeebus
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Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 12:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The only things most of these IQ tests actually test are if you're white, if English is your first language, and how many other IQ tests you've taken.

I took a much more non-biased test in my educational psychology class where the only requirement was that you had to be able to count to 100. We took one that tested your left brain and what that tested your right brain (the instructions were the same, the setup was just different). We also weren't given any IQ associated with the test, it was basically just a competition within the class.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 12:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

In November 2007 I had to take a controlled neurological exam.

I've talked about it before on these forums, but the results amazed me.

My ability to learn was in the 98th percentile, my ability to concentrate was below the 50th percentile.

What does this mean for me with IQ tests?

I can't take them timed unless I am medicated.

On online tests I will usually score between 115 - 125. But they are always timed and I've never taken one while on proper meds.

So how meaningful are these tests? The formal one I took lets my doctors know how they can better assist me with my OCD & ADD. So it is very meaningful to me. The IQ tests on the other hand don't mean jack shit.

I agree to a degree with Jeebus that the online IQ tests are biased. True IQ tests should ask questions that require virtually no worldly knowledge. Online ones ask about presidents and shit.

On the other hand, scoring a 115 on that test proves that M3GA MAN is a fucking asshole. His score shows that he has the ability to learn at more than an average rate. Therefore he should have learned that this thread should have never been created and that he should start writing decent posts.



 
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I remember taking one back in elementary school, and one of the questions was "who invented the lightbulb?" (I was in first grade at the time).

I don't see what knowing trivia like that would have to do with a person's IQ.


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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 01:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ice,

That has nothing to do with IQ at all.

IQ is supposed to be how well you can learn things, not what you already know.



 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 04:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HAY GUISE LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF M3GA!!! Surprised


Don't worry what a bunch of people you "talk" with online about video games and old movies think about you, you don't know us and we don't know you, let's get back to what's important here, like talking about Salute your Shorts and emulating arcade games.



 
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
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PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 04:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've always been afraid to take an I.Q. test. I'm just afraid I'm going to be disappointed.


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 06:34 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The only IQ test I ever took was growin' up ON DA STREETS. Because when you grow up ON DA STREETS, you don't need no goddamn IQ test*.

*Statements may not reflect reality.


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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 06:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

OMGLOLROFLUISMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 06:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

M3GA, i can only pray your last name is not Powers. And congrats!


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Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 07:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Lock this crap.


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PostPosted: Nov 07 2008 07:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'm throwing you a party M3GA...
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