SydLexia.com - The Forums :: View topic

Posted: Oct 25 2008 07:43 pm

This thread is dedicated to manswers, i.e. answers to manly questions. You know, like the TV show. If you have a manly question, post it here and someone, probably GPFontaine, will provide you with an answer.

I'll start: Can you get mono from going down on a chick?

I need to know by 9 PM. Thanks.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

if she has mono yes

Posted: Oct 25 2008 09:12 pm

MANSWER:

Why would you go down on a chick? Only chicks should go down on chicks.
She should be going down on you. Man up Wink

MANSWER COMPLETED.

Posted: Oct 25 2008 09:16 pm

How much muscle mass would I gain by dead lifting 500 lbs. everyday?

Posted: Oct 25 2008 10:31 pm

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND

Posted: Oct 25 2008 10:50 pm

Lottel wrote:

MANSWER:

Why would you go down on a chick? Only chicks should go down on chicks.
She should be going down on you. Man up Wink

MANSWER COMPLETED.

That's fucking phenomenal.

Joined: Sep 22 2008 Posts: 289

Ba‘al wrote:

How much muscle mass would I gain by dead lifting 500 lbs. everyday?

A. Not enough, you fucking pussy.

Q. Real or Fake tits?

Posted: Oct 25 2008 11:01 pm

Real

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Oh man... I was laughing pretty hard at Syd's post, but Lottel threw it over the top.

I need a minute before I write my post. Fucking great thread so far.

Here is the deal. If you have been hooking up with this girl regularly, you probably both have mono if one of you does. It takes 10-60 days before you get symptoms and you get it through saliva contact. So kissing does it.

So, if you have never kissed her before and you are simply planning on it, if you have mono then you shouldn't do it because you will most likely kiss her prior to going down on her.

If she has mono, then you need to make a decision. Is mono worth the sexual encounter.

As for the question about saliva to vaginal contact... I have no idea if mono can be transmitted that way. I can't find an answer on the web either.

Posted: Oct 25 2008 11:22 pm

I stand by my answer.
I mean, my MANSWER.
Syd. My advice is the advice to follow.

Joined: Sep 22 2008 Posts: 289

I agree with Lottel. Clearly, the solution is to fuck her in the mouth instead. Hard. If there isn't a cartoonish bulge in the back of her neck with each thrust, you're going too easy on her. Do it harder.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 01:12 am

So, if there was a zombie apocolypse, and you were one of the survivors:

You come across some really hot chick you had an eye on, and she had been turned into a mindless zombie; would it be okay to trap her, and keep her as a bound and gagged sex slave, at least until she decomposed enough to lose her hotness?

Joined: Sep 17 2007 Location: The Opium Trail Posts: 3475

Syd Lexia wrote:

I'll start: Can you get mono from going down on a chick?

I need to know by 9 PM. Thanks.

EPIC LULZ

Knyte wrote:

So, if there was a zombie apocolypse, and you were one of the survivors:

You come across some really hot chick you had an eye on, and she had been turned into a mindless zombie; would it be okay to trap her, and keep her as a bound and gagged sex slave, at least until she decomposed enough to lose her hotness?

I'm gonna go with...yes This Is A Joke

Would you try to peform "dogs in a bathtub?"

Posted: Oct 26 2008 01:19 am

MANSWER!
Zombie Chicks
Pros: No marriage. No unwanted pregnancies. No having to meet parents
Cons: Will try to kill you. Zombieness may be contagious through sex, it depends on what kind of zombie. Eventually rots and you will have to move on to another moving corpse.
So pros out way cons. Do it.
MANSWER COMPLETED!

Posted: Oct 26 2008 01:19 am

the_almighty_spehornoob wrote:

Ba‘al wrote:

How much muscle mass would I gain by dead lifting 500 lbs. everyday?

A. Not enough, you fucking pussy.

Q. Real or Fake tits?

Real.

The only fake ones that I ever touched were ROCK HARD. Imagine grasping water balloons with rocks in them. That's what fake ones feel like. Ah well, the girl wasn't that pretty, so I guess she needed something else to compensate.....

Posted: Oct 26 2008 01:52 am

JRA wrote:

Would you try to peform "dogs in a bathtub?"

Hell nah, there'd be the danger that my nuts would be crushed in the process. Nothing's worth losing the boys downstairs.
What's the manlier food, beef jerky or chilli?

Posted: Oct 26 2008 03:18 am

enshinkarateman wrote:

JRA wrote:

Would you try to peform "dogs in a bathtub?"

Hell nah, there'd be the danger that my nuts would be crushed in the process. Nothing's worth losing the boys downstairs.
What's the manlier food, beef jerky or chilli?

A: Chilli made from beef jerky stewed in beer.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 03:28 am

MANSWER

Knyte wrote:

A: Chilli made from beef jerky stewed in beer.

served by two naked chicks.

MANSWER COMPLETED

Posted: Oct 26 2008 04:08 am

lattel pwns

anyhow, is it ok to pass out while a chick goes down on you? or while making out? or while doing anything w/a chick? passing out is due to a) alcohol or b) being up for more than 24 hours straight or c) both.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 04:17 am

username wrote:

lattel pwns

anyhow, is it ok to pass out while a chick goes down on you? or while making out? or while doing anything w/a chick? passing out is due to a) alcohol or b) being up for more than 24 hours straight or c) both.

Never, the bitch will rob you. You can't trust women, the moment you lay down your guard, your debit card will disappear.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 04:18 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

username wrote:

lattel pwns

anyhow, is it ok to pass out while a chick goes down on you? or while making out? or while doing anything w/a chick? passing out is due to a) alcohol or b) being up for more than 24 hours straight or c) both.

Never, the bitch will rob you. You can't trust women, the moment you lay down your guard, your debit card will disappear.

pfft, i know women are the devil. but... i have nothing after that.

touche side, tou-motherfucking-che side

Posted: Oct 26 2008 05:50 am

Tsunami Red wrote:

Real.

The only fake ones that I ever touched were ROCK HARD. Imagine grasping water balloons with rocks in them.

Ew, yeah, I totally hate that too. Everybody knows that when you grab a woman's breast it should feel like ... a bag of sand.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 06:25 am

Allright, here's my question:

I have this guy at my school. He's a total asshat, mostly because he only thinks with his fists. He hates me so much on account of my Sydalous hair (see Syd's picture for reference.) and the fact that I told him to suck a fart out of my ass one day.

I've had it with him, so I started using non-violent ways to get him off my back. I started talking with our teacher and apparently, he might get kicked out of school. Fifteen points for me, for basically ruining the guy's life.

Anyway, tomorrow I'm going to school, and he probably will attack me outside of school. That's why I'm taking some mace with me.

He practices thai boxing and ju-jitsu, but he's no match for pepper spray, right?

I will be spraying for at least three seconds, to ensure that he'll be immobile for a minute or two.

And so, my question is: What monologue should I deliver? I was thinking Ezekiel 25/17 or something from Bruce Campbell...

Posted: Oct 26 2008 10:44 am

Spray first, then beat the bejeezus out of him while he's blind, and then take a leak on him. No words are necessary. Words are for poets and women.

He'd do the same to you. Survival of the smartest.

Posted: Oct 26 2008 12:05 pm

That's my backup plan. Still, I'd like it to look badass.