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Posted: Oct 21 2008 09:14 pm

I don't eat fat people food, so can someone who's fat explain to me what a "Lava Taco" is? Is it a taco made from molten lava found at the core of the earth, and it's served at high temperatures so it melts the extra fat off of an obese idiot's horrible body?

Posted: Oct 21 2008 09:40 pm

No, it's a fucking regular hard shell taco colored red and has this sauce that is a disgrace to all things spicy.

Posted: Oct 21 2008 09:46 pm

I think it's delicious, although a nutritional disaster like most fast food.

Posted: Oct 21 2008 09:48 pm

I'm not saying it isn't delicous, it's damned good for a taco, but it's just disgraceful to other things like Jalapenos and other spicy things.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

I like these. you ahve to load them up with hot sauce, and get them withoug tomatoes though.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Oct 21 2008 11:31 pm

Lava Tacos sound like they'd give you Lava Diarrhea.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 12:39 am

Doesn't everything on Taco Bell's menu do that?

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Oct 22 2008 01:01 am

Black Zarak wrote:

Doesn't everything on Taco Bell's menu do that?

Just everything with "Lava Sauce" in it.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

the anal dischrge is wel woh the delcous meal.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 02:11 am

I'm currently working on a hot sauce that will not only put Insanity Sauce to shame, but will make you puke blood and stuff.

It involves habanero, tabasco and other things that make you burn.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

post the recepie please.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 02:42 am

As soon as I'm finished, I'll do.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 06:41 am

I want to try the Lava Taco, cuz it's like a taco only more red.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

It looks like a red taco to me. Average size, average fullness.

I've never eaten one, and probably won't because I don't eat Taco Bell.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 12:24 pm

It is. It's just a regular taco with a shell that's dyed red and lava sauce on it. I get you can get lava sauce put on other things too, but I haven't had the gall to ask... plus I don't want to get sick of lava sauce.

I wonder if lava sauce comes from Mann Mountain. Gross.

Joined: Feb 16 2008 Posts: 832

the best thing at taco bell was the bacon chicken ranch taco.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 02:15 pm

A lava taco is made from molten earth, and thus will kill with the heat alone. It releases toxic fumes, and is not good for you because it is made of rock and shit.

Or some soon to be forgotten novelty food item at a fast food restaurant.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

RobotGumshoe wrote:

A lava taco is made from molten earth, and thus will kill with the heat alone. It releases toxic fumes, and is not good for you because it is made of rock and shit.

Or some soon to be forgotten novelty food item at a fast food restaurant.

R.I.P.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 03:49 pm

I hear there's going to be a McRIP. It's made of dead people apparently. Tastes best with Soylent Cola.

Posted: Oct 22 2008 04:32 pm

Oookay, I think my insanity mixture is good enough to be posted.

Take a shot glass and fill it 1/6 with tabasco.
Crush some habanero peppers in a mortar. Some juice will come out, add that to the tabasco.
Add just a little bit of mint, so you don't die immediately.
Sprinkle it with pepper and chili for the taste.
Fill the rest of the glass with your alcohol of choice. Preferably something that doesn't have too much taste of it's own.

Serve chilled, I'm not responsible for you dying.