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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| Oh man, Blackout. I hate you for reminding me of that creep. Did anyone ever find out if he actually did it? |
Didn't really know the story behind the pic, I found it google image searching for COPY PASTA.  I can deduce from studying the picture that somebody was not in the top echelon of society.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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It would look like this:
I'm going to the top of a skyscraper and I tie a noose made of a piano string around my neck. Then I superglue my hands to my head and I jump. During the fall, the noose in combination with my velocity simply rips thru my neck, making it look like I pulled my head off. YUM.
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 You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person.  |
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Mario Buster:Buster Mario
Joined: Dec 18 2007
Posts: 50
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Drowning.
In the blood of my enemies.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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People usually don't burn to death. The smoke inhilation gets them first. So, I pick burning.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Fuck this thread.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
It would look like this:
I'm going to the top of a skyscraper and I tie a noose made of a piano string around my neck. Then I superglue my hands to my head and I jump. During the fall, the noose in combination with my velocity simply rips thru my neck, making it look like I pulled my head off. YUM. |
Yeah! The Awesome!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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how about getting squished by an anvil?
like a cartoon. if you dont want to get squished, just make sure you carry an umbrella w/you at all times
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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If I were to die, I would swallow a frisbee, eat a tub of beans, and cut my head off with a razor blade. The Ultimate Death. Docinsano Wins
Flawless Victory
Fatality
Anamality
Brutality
Friendship, Friendship?
BABALITY
Ifuckedyourmomandthisthreadstillsucksality!!!!!!!
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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By being smothered by these:
BTW, to whom do these belong to?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
By being smothered by these:
BTW, to whom do these belong to? |
oh those are mine. thanks for finding them for me.
you know how I don't want to die?
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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Sigh. I miss the Psycho Pirate.
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some guy or something
Title: HACKED MY PSP AT 13!!
Joined: Oct 22 2008
Location: SOMEWHERE IN CANADA
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id take a really cool hat that i could put a blade all around and I would chuck it at someone...
as for dying id rather freeze but in an awesome position....like me crapping on the toilet..and 2,000,000 years later they will think i was a warlord or some **** like that. and i would have a picture of a liger beside me.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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when I first read this comic, I thought pirate's head exploded.
then I reread it and was like "wait.... mask... face.... push.... OH WOW OUCH!"
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
Posts: 1123
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| some guy or something wrote: |
id take a really cool hat that i could put a blade all around and I would chuck it at someone...
as for dying id rather freeze but in an awesome position....like me crapping on the toilet..and 2,000,000 years later they will think i was a warlord or some **** like that. and i would have a picture of a liger beside me. |
FAIL
Pitcher of lager, maybe? Death on a toilet makes you look like a warlord?
How are are you?
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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| some guy or something wrote: |
id take a really cool hat that i could put a blade all around and I would chuck it at someone...
as for dying id rather freeze but in an awesome position....like me crapping on the toilet..and 2,000,000 years later they will think i was a warlord or some **** like that. and i would have a picture of a liger beside me. |
FAIL
Pitcher of lager, maybe? Death on a toilet makes you look like a warlord?
How are are you? |
Did you just bleep out a swear on Sydlexia.com?
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| Lottel wrote: |
| some guy or something wrote: |
id take a really cool hat that i could put a blade all around and I would chuck it at someone...
as for dying id rather freeze but in an awesome position....like me crapping on the toilet..and 2,000,000 years later they will think i was a warlord or some **** like that. and i would have a picture of a liger beside me. |
FAIL
Pitcher of lager, maybe? Death on a toilet makes you look like a warlord?
How are are you? |
Did you just bleep out a swear on Sydlexia.com? |
Seriously. The thing in the top right says "A Descent Into Badly Moderated Madness"
so you can swear. Maybe he is religious and doesn't like to swear but will still put * marks
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| hacker wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| Lottel wrote: |
| some guy or something wrote: |
id take a really cool hat that i could put a blade all around and I would chuck it at someone...
as for dying id rather freeze but in an awesome position....like me crapping on the toilet..and 2,000,000 years later they will think i was a warlord or some **** like that. and i would have a picture of a liger beside me. |
FAIL
Pitcher of lager, maybe? Death on a toilet makes you look like a warlord?
How are are you? |
Did you just bleep out a swear on Sydlexia.com? |
Seriously. The thing in the top right says "A Descent Into Badly Moderated Madness"
so you can swear. Maybe he is religious and doesn't like to swear but will still put * marks |
If he were religious it wouldn't be enough to just bleep the words. He would want to avoid having the thought of curse words at all. He certainly wouldn't bleep them.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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I chose burning 'cause I can jump out the window of the Empire State building and become a human comet for a few seconds.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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I chose burning too.
At least with burning, all your nerves get burned up and you stop feeling pain and you usually die of smoke inhalation first.
I have a feeling drowning would be much scarier and more painful for sure.
Plus its more metal.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd rather not die if I can help it.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I chose drowning, because burning to death is one of the most painful deaths to have. I'd rather struggle then die, than be a fucking Human Comet.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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This thread fails massively right now. Suck my wangus and go to hell.
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