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Robot Chiken7
Title: Friggin' Scientist...
Joined: Oct 15 2008
Location: NC
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You may be wondering, what's the movie I hate? I'll tell you:
Alien vs. Hunter. This is NOT AVH. It's basically a cheap rip-off of the famous AVH seires. Hell, AVH doesn't deserve to be related to AVH at all. The story starts like this: a fucktarded guy is running along a highway. What the hell? Why a highway? Is he retarded? Anyway, you see an alien UFO falling from the sky behind him, making a helluva lot of noise. Next, you go to the woods, where some guy is dieing. Well, I'm not a director, but, isn't a movie supposed to wait for the action? The script is horrible, I might add.
"Hey! Cut the bullshit out!"
That's what someone says to the alien. What.The.Fuck. Can the alien understand human language? The hunter is just some retard in a metalic suit. The lazers are horribly created. The ending, though, is the most horrible part of all. If you want to see the ending, buy this movie. But, I dont recomend it, for it's so motherfuckingly stupid that I think I lost 6000 brain cells.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I saw like 30 minutes of it, and I couldn't stand it. It just plain sucked.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Syd, I vote M3GA gets banned harshly if Robot Chiken7 is a secondary account.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
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Saying that movie is horrible is like saying some 14 year old's band is horrible. It's made by a second rate company and made to cash in on familiar blockbuster names. Fuck off, and choose a real movie to criticize and stop picking on the retard.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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snakes on a train was better.
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Robot Chiken7
Title: Friggin' Scientist...
Joined: Oct 15 2008
Location: NC
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kenthegod wrote: |
Saying that movie is horrible is like saying some 14 year old's band is horrible. It's made by a second rate company and made to cash in on familiar blockbuster names. Fuck off, and choose a real movie to criticize and stop picking on the retard. |
Get over it. This movie was as bad as the gay band who made up the "Mr. Lonely" song. I hated this movie, so why don't YOU fuck off, and let me critize what I want?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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worstamericanhero
Title: Wise Ass
Joined: Jul 23 2007
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Someone lemon party this.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Hey this thread violates that new rule about titles.
Since it isn't being locked for stupidity, perhaps we can use the title as an excuse.
Sort of like locking a gangster up for tax evasion even though you wish you got them for murder.
Please Mods. Please.
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the_almighty_spehornoob
Joined: Sep 22 2008
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GPFontaine wrote: |
Sort of like locking a gangster up for tax evasion even though you wish you got them for murder.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
Posts: 1963
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I don't have a secondary account, I never will either. This account has a reputation, a reputation that I will not lose
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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M3GA MAN wrote: |
I don't have a secondary account, I never will either. This account has a reputation, a reputation that I will not lose  |
Is this the same M3GA MAN that was here on these forums three months ago? I don't think I've seen the forbidden word for at least two weeks. Good job, man!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I pay a dollar to watch that unfold.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Dammit FNJ, now I want M&Ms!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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DAMN IT...
Chocolate sounds so good now.
FNJ!!! you just make life more difficult.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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I actually jsut ate some m&ms a few minutes ago. candy corn too.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Worst review ever, it was mindnumbing.
You make a stupid thread saying a low budget movie was bad without explaining too much and when someone critisizes you, you get overly defensive.
You also hate gay people.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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I bought some M&Ms today lol
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