So if they televise it, what sponsors should bring us the coverage? Bonus points if it's sponsored by something Saddam would hate, like Jimmy Dean Sausages, or the Women's League of Voters.
I don't really know, I'm just guessing.....
Cattivo
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Location: Lake Michigan
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Posted:
Nov 09 2006 05:00 pm
No, it should be sponsored by products he likes for the ironic effect. He was found in his spider hole with tons of 7up, hot dogs, and those delicious Bounty bars that they don't sell anymore here in the states (Damn you Mounds and your market share!). So those three should sponsor it. For the Hot Dogs, I guess Oscar Meyer or Ball Park can do. Whatever sounds the most western.
Tebor
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Posted:
Nov 09 2006 06:35 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Better yet, bring Saddam to a hospital and tell him that if he can kill the serial killer, he will be freed. Ultimately, Saddam will prevail, but only by blowing up the hospital and only at the cost of his own life.
Years later, the killer will inexplicably resurface and Saddam will resurface to fight him. The explain will be that both of them were badly burned, but not killed. Despite this, neither one will appear to have been burned.
Dear Lord, that's brilliant.
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