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I grabbed a guy by the balls. What does this mean for me?


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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 12:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine, I think it could also be considered sexual assault, which could REALLY be construed as gay. Don't forget that as well.


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Slump
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 01:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

Dude it's fine, just tell people you were practicing your Sonny Chiba. But, uh, just to avoid any confusion, next time go for the larynx...
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 04:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

Ow.


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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 08:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

Nekkoru wrote:
Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

Ow.


So it only proves that The Street Fighter is NOT entirely made up. I find this to be awesome (yet terrifying) at the same time!


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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 11:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

I get to rip a guy's balls off in Street Fighter??? Why have I not played this game???


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 12:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Not that Street Fighter, the movie The Street Fighter.


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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 01:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

For those who enjoyed The Street Fighter: I recommend viewing Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky as well. It's even more violent, and it's funny.

However, if you don't enjoy The Street Fighter, WATCH RIKI-OH ANYWAY, ASSHOLE!!!


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Slump
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 03:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nekkoru wrote:
Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.

Ow.


As if I didn't have enough reasons to avoid the middle east...
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Douche McCallister
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2008 07:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just watch Segal in...."Cock-Puncher"...I would have opted for the ball tap in your situation, but then again my friends don't usually say "ow ok truce" they usually wait until I'm not paying attention to strike back. It's an on going struggle that will only end in pain.


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King
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 11:25 am Reply with quote Back to top

I agree, though my friends hate playing violent games with my like that. My best example was when I worked in a call center a few years ago. We were throwing paper balls at each other, and I went that next step too far, starting wrapping the crinkled papers around each other, making a large ball that I covered with tape, and was affectionately known as the skull crusher. So then the paper ball throwing stopped for a time, but then, and I wasn't even involved in this, they started throwing pennies, and then one hit me. So of course I couldn't just throw pennies, I unscrewed some bolts from my cube and threw those, hit someone right in the side of the head as well. So Douche, I can really relate to the escalation of violence.


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Nekkoru
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 11:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

You should make a big ball out of tape. It could be deadly. The way I see it:

1. Make ball.
2. Is it deadly yet? (Yes/no)
If no, make bigger
If yes, kill people.


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Teralyx
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 02:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 02:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes....


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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 04:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes....


I know it sounds bad, but you speak of things you don't understand. If you knew this guy, you wouldn't care about dignity or anything else of the kind. A punch to the face wouldn't teach him anything; trust me on this.


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 04:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dii Infer wrote:
Andrew Man wrote:
Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes....


I know it sounds bad, but you speak of things you don't understand. If you knew this guy, you wouldn't care about dignity or anything else of the kind. A punch to the face wouldn't teach him anything; trust me on this.


Be that as it may, I feel there were much better ways to solve this as opposed to grabbing his nuts.


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Cameron
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 08:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Isn't there a term for this? Like "sacktap" or something? I'm pretty sure it's not gay if you're trying to inflict pain.


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Teralyx
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PostPosted: Oct 15 2008 08:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Balltap, but I'm gonna start saying Sacktap.


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 08:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

Thinking back to about 20 years ago back when I was in elementary school, I was in lunch line waiting to get some tater tots and what not when my friend Matt tapped me on the shoulder.

I turned around and was presented with the question

Matt: "What is the capital of Thailand?"
Me: "uh... I don't know."

**BAM** A punch right to the groin.

Matt: "Bang Cock!"

I went down hard. Lets just say that I never fell for that joke ever again.



 
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 10:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

It is also known as THE DEADLY SACKTWISTER. It's actually a variant requiring some skill to pull off, but it is DEADLY.


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Andrew Man
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 11:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Correct, its a sack "tap". not a sack "caress". Haha.


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Dii Infer
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 11:45 am Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine, that must have been quite a sucky experience for you. But at least you have a funny story to tell! You suck at Duck Hunt.


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Teralyx
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PostPosted: Oct 16 2008 03:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Another one,
What do you do when you go to bed?
???
*BLAM*
Hit the sack!


<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/
 
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