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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
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GPFontaine, I think it could also be considered sexual assault, which could REALLY be construed as gay. Don't forget that as well.
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Slump
Title: "Meh..."
Joined: Oct 11 2008
Location: Ohio
Posts: 9
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Dude it's fine, just tell people you were practicing your Sonny Chiba. But, uh, just to avoid any confusion, next time go for the larynx...
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
Ow.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
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So it only proves that The Street Fighter is NOT entirely made up. I find this to be awesome (yet terrifying) at the same time!
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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I get to rip a guy's balls off in Street Fighter??? Why have I not played this game???
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Not that Street Fighter, the movie The Street Fighter.
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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For those who enjoyed The Street Fighter: I recommend viewing Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky as well. It's even more violent, and it's funny.
However, if you don't enjoy The Street Fighter, WATCH RIKI-OH ANYWAY, ASSHOLE!!!
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Slump
Title: "Meh..."
Joined: Oct 11 2008
Location: Ohio
Posts: 9
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
Actually, there is a martial art originating in the middle east called Krav Maga. One move from Krav Maga involves RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
In case you didn't believe your eyes the first time, I did, in fact, say, RIPPING A GUY'S BALLS OFF.
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As if I didn't have enough reasons to avoid the middle east...
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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Just watch Segal in...."Cock-Puncher"...I would have opted for the ball tap in your situation, but then again my friends don't usually say "ow ok truce" they usually wait until I'm not paying attention to strike back. It's an on going struggle that will only end in pain.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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I agree, though my friends hate playing violent games with my like that. My best example was when I worked in a call center a few years ago. We were throwing paper balls at each other, and I went that next step too far, starting wrapping the crinkled papers around each other, making a large ball that I covered with tape, and was affectionately known as the skull crusher. So then the paper ball throwing stopped for a time, but then, and I wasn't even involved in this, they started throwing pennies, and then one hit me. So of course I couldn't just throw pennies, I unscrewed some bolts from my cube and threw those, hit someone right in the side of the head as well. So Douche, I can really relate to the escalation of violence.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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You should make a big ball out of tape. It could be deadly. The way I see it:
1. Make ball.
2. Is it deadly yet? (Yes/no)
If no, make bigger
If yes, kill people.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes....
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http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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| Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes.... |
I know it sounds bad, but you speak of things you don't understand. If you knew this guy, you wouldn't care about dignity or anything else of the kind. A punch to the face wouldn't teach him anything; trust me on this.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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| Dii Infer wrote: |
| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Ahh this thread is fucking ridiculous, getting hit in the balls is so terrible and should never be done to anyone no matter what. A real man would have just punched him in the face or something of that caliber, but fondling his nuts?? yikes.... |
I know it sounds bad, but you speak of things you don't understand. If you knew this guy, you wouldn't care about dignity or anything else of the kind. A punch to the face wouldn't teach him anything; trust me on this. |
Be that as it may, I feel there were much better ways to solve this as opposed to grabbing his nuts.
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http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Isn't there a term for this? Like "sacktap" or something? I'm pretty sure it's not gay if you're trying to inflict pain.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Balltap, but I'm gonna start saying Sacktap.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Thinking back to about 20 years ago back when I was in elementary school, I was in lunch line waiting to get some tater tots and what not when my friend Matt tapped me on the shoulder.
I turned around and was presented with the question
Matt: "What is the capital of Thailand?"
Me: "uh... I don't know."
**BAM** A punch right to the groin.
Matt: "Bang Cock!"
I went down hard. Lets just say that I never fell for that joke ever again.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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It is also known as THE DEADLY SACKTWISTER. It's actually a variant requiring some skill to pull off, but it is DEADLY.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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Dii Infer
Title: Boobie Engineer
Joined: Jun 01 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 653
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GPFontaine, that must have been quite a sucky experience for you. But at least you have a funny story to tell!
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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Another one,
What do you do when you go to bed?
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*BLAM*
Hit the sack!
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<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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