| Author |
Message |
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
|
Personally I like the quotes from the second half of the movie better:
"Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough."
"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."
"Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life."
My favorite quote from the first half would have to be this:
"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"
|
|
|
  |
|
|
Probable Muppet
Joined: Aug 05 2008
Location: CA
Posts: 867
|
| Tyop wrote: |
| Personally I like the quotes from the second half of the movie better |
I agree. My Favorite:
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
| Tyop wrote: |
| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
it had my most favorite boot camp qoute of all:
This is my gun, and this this my cock!!!
THIS IS MY GUN AND THIS IS MY COCK!!! |
You mean "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.", right? |
Is that what they said, i havent seen it in so long. No, i'm not doubting myself, that was one of thee most memorable lines for me and i am certain it was THIS IS MY GUN AND THIS IS MY COCK!!!
| ged1928 wrote: |
Tyop wrote:
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
it had my most favorite boot camp qoute of all:
This is my gun, and this this my cock!!!
THIS IS MY GUN AND THIS IS MY COCK!!!
You mean "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.", right?
Theres much better quotes than that.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! From now on you're Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir! |
and don't forget that timeless classic:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: i admire your honesty, why don't you come over to my house and fuck my sister.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
ooooh, spaceballs or Bev-Hill Cop . . . hmmmmm . . .
|
|
|
|
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
|
|
|
|
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
|
| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Tyop wrote: |
| You mean "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.", right? |
Is that what they said, i havent seen it in so long. No, i'm not doubting myself, that was one of thee most memorable lines for me and i am certain it was THIS IS MY GUN AND THIS IS MY COCK!!! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alGicPxDU_o
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not Sure
Too Good At 2D Games
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Dec 03 2007
Posts: 1767
|
|
|
|
|
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
|
As much as I wanted to see Rocky IV move on the honor goes to Spaceball and the schwartz.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
| Tyop wrote: |
| ReeperTheSeeker wrote: |
| Tyop wrote: |
| You mean "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.", right? |
Is that what they said, i havent seen it in so long. No, i'm not doubting myself, that was one of thee most memorable lines for me and i am certain it was THIS IS MY GUN AND THIS IS MY COCK!!! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alGicPxDU_o |
Okay, you win Tyop. It actually is funnier that way any who. I still think my missinterpritation is hilarious.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
As much as i love star wars and the acting of tom hanks, gremlins is awesome and i should watch labyrinth some time for the sole purpuse of seeing jailbait Jennifer Connelly, I just have to give props to the predator, he just owns soo damn much.
Still if i have seen labyrinth, i would have voted differently because:
 > 
|
|
|
|
|
|
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
|
Empire always wins in the 80s. So this was damn easy for me.
|
|
|
 |
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
You know . . . i was so distracted by Jennifer Connelly . . . I should have voted Empire. Oh well, at least the predator is still awesome enough to waste a vote on . . . unlike some real life things . . .
|
|
|
|
|
|
ged1928
Title: A new hope
Joined: Apr 24 2008
Location: Portsmouth, NH
Posts: 292
|
This was the hardest round yet for me. I went with predator in the end though. Arnold will always be my childhood hero.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
|
|
|
|
|
Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
|
The fact that I was already watching Empire Strikes Back when I first pulled up this round for voting is compounded by my natural instincts. ESB! ESB! ESB!
>_>... *coughs*
|
 RIP Hacker. |
|
|
|
|
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
|
Well ESB kicked some ass now its the last round before the Semi's With McFly, Ringwald, The Griswolds, and LaRusso from the "something asian" dojo.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
|
|
  |
|
|
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
|
|
|
|
|
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
|
|
|
|
|
Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
|
Tough call this bracket.
Back to the Future > Karate Kid
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
|
Bah, knew BttF was probably gonna dominate. I voted Karate Kid though.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
|
Looks like none of the Molly Ringwald movies will make it to the semi-finales. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
|
| Tyop wrote: |
| Looks like none of the Molly Ringwald movies will make it to the semi-finales. |
That is because she has no redeeming qualities at all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
|
YOUR FACE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AT ALL
|
|
|
|
|
|
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
|
| Tyop wrote: |
| YOUR FACE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES AT ALL |
Seconded. BttF wins in a blow out. Semifinals baby! Boomshakalaka!
Full Metal Jacket vs. Ghostbusters vs. Empire Strikes Back
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
