Marty came rushing back to Professor Hitler's lab with a large body bag. "Vat ze hell iz zat?" asked Professor Hitler. "It's the body of the cock blocking cat I told you about, remember?" replied Marty. Professor Hitler stroked his mustache a bit. "Zeems a little large for a cat."
"Well it was dark in the graveyard so I couldn't exactly see which grave I was digging up, plus that was really tiring and I don't want to go back so just work with whatever I brought you." said Marty.
"Ok zen, az you vish." Hitler agreed. After all that digging, Marty was exhausted and decided to pass out on Hitler's futon. The next morning, he woke up to Professor Hitler's yells of excitement.
"I did it!! It iz alive!!!" Marty ran into the lab to see what the hooplah was about. "What is it Professor Hitler? What's alive?"
"Do you know who zat was that you brought back?" Hitler asked. Marty looked at the table to see a body covered with a sheet, it definately wasn't a cat. "Who is it?" he asked.
"Vhy, it iz none other zan ze corpse of late actor, Heath Ledger!"
"Heath Ledger? You gotta be shitting me. I didn't know he was even burried in this town."
"Take a look for yourzelf!" Hitler yanked the sheet off to reveal Heath Ledger, only he was half machine, one side of his face was metalic with an eerie glowing red eye. "It iz my greatest creation!" proclaimed Hitler. "I shall call him: Mecha Ledger!"
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