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Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:21 pm

Go to the church raffle? Pros, I could win some cool stuff, my friends might be going, and I could score some serious brownie points with the girl I like. Cons, umm, it's like...church.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:27 pm

Meh. I say go. The con is bad... But Brownie points are worth it. As long as she is impressed and not too many people go "And who are you?"

Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:41 pm

Make sure she's going, if not you could be doing things 10X more cool.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:46 pm

Like masturbating? Nah, she'll be there. She helped set it up or some shit.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:53 pm

And don't wear a t-shirt with a pentagram and a goat on it or something. That would be awkward.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 06:55 pm

I was actually planning on doing that Razz

Maybe I'll just wear my Dr. Strange Records shirt.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 09:08 pm

You're going to church for all the wrong reasons, so I say go.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 09:55 pm

En, church ain't so bad, especially since it's just a raffle.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 10:04 pm

If you don't go, I'm sure satan will have won your eternal soul... unless you already sold it...

Posted: Oct 08 2008 10:42 pm

...for Alf Pogs.

Posted: Oct 09 2008 10:22 am

I sold my soul on eBay to some dude called 666SATAN6969. He left me with this comment: "A++ WOULD BUY AGAIN The soul was even better than I expected - no signs of use, good as new!".

He paid me in Dreamcast video games that are to arrive by X-Mas.

Posted: Oct 09 2008 07:31 pm

So, I ended up going. It was terrible. It wasn't some boring old person church, it was a new church for the young kids and stuff. I went with my two friends, and before the raffle one of them ditched us. So the other kid and I went into this auditorium thing and there was this gay comedian. He talked about funny road signs. Basically, his act was something your grandma would email to you. Then the pastor started talking about God's "Big Love" for me. Some kids won these crappy headphones and then there was this sob-story about a father who had to crush his kid in the gears of a bridge so that he could save a train full of people (omg jsut like jesus!!!11). Then they handed out Bibles and asked everyone to covert or something. After that the raffle started and I didn't win shit. Then we got to go out and spraypaint a trailer. The girl I liked was a supervisor at this jumping castle thing so I went over and talked to her for awhile. It ended up being pretty exhausting so I went home around 8:30 and watched Rescue Me. But adleast now I have an excuse to make her hang out with me.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Oct 09 2008 07:39 pm

OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY ADLEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Oct 09 2008 07:48 pm

lulz

Posted: Oct 10 2008 04:37 am

A story about a guy who crushes his kid in the gears of a bridge? sounds like a pretty awesome story.

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MOGHARR wrote:

But adleast now I have an excuse to make her hang out with me.

Might want to try another approach.
I'm not sure how well the I-hate-the-church-you-organized-a-raffle-at-and-now-you-have-to-hang-out-with-me angle will fly.

Posted: Oct 10 2008 06:59 pm

Eh. I'm not gonna say it lie that. And it turns out she's not some crazy jesus freak anyways so I don't think I offended her by telling her I had a terrible time.