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ross_rifle113 wrote:

So I think this girl at school likes me.

Of course I have no feelings for her.

Rolling Eyes

Ah well, life goes on....that is all.

Fear not Sir Rifle.

Take a chance and see how it goes. Just bring this and you'll be protected.

Posted: Oct 07 2008 12:55 pm

So what's up with this new girl. I hear ya, you aren't interested, which is cool. What she look like, she into any of the same things? I would say though, don't settle. No need to do so, especially at your age. I hope all goes well.

Posted: Oct 08 2008 12:36 am

I dunno, she's tall and blond, digs classic rock and drag racing...what the fuck, have I gone gay?? I don't know, I'm just not attracted to her. Damn.

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

I dunno, she's tall and blond, digs classic rock and drag racing...what the fuck, have I gone gay?? I don't know, I'm just not attracted to her. Damn.

Up where you live they drag race polar bears right?

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How would you drag race a polar bear

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hacker wrote:

How would you drag race a polar bear

Posted: Oct 08 2008 12:50 pm

Well I lean toward shorter girls. Get it lean, seriously though I like em short and cute as well. However, classic rock and drag racing, of both the motorsports and polar bear type hacker's mom does, are both way cool. I think you will find a good girl, and remember you can always find a Miss Right now, and you should sometimes, but it's much harder to find a Miss Right.

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Ross... I want a status update buddy.

How are the women of the Arctic treating you this week?

Posted: Oct 14 2008 09:55 pm

I'm managing to successfully co-habitate with the female kind. Nothing special, nothing shitty...kinda just the way I like it right now.

By the way, I incorporated three of my more emo posts into a photography project...I'll let you guys know what I get Wink

Posted: Oct 19 2008 08:18 pm

well, you cant really complain if you get the 'cold shoulder'

i mean, you live in the arctic for crying out loud

Posted: Oct 19 2008 08:28 pm

oh funny funny you guys. Um, another 'status' update I guess, Julie and I are still great friends, it's like nothing has happened or changed at all, which rocks.

I also gotta rant about this skank at work, this seems like the right venue. Ok, so she's 16, which pretty much explains every problem she has right there. She hovers around all the guys, particularly the ones in our age group and the late 30s-40s guys. She does this to get things, and it works.

Once I ran to the corner store on break and came back with a Dr Pepper. I walk past her and she's like 'hey, hey...(big smile) come here!' So I walk over.

'Can I have a sip?'
'umm....no.'

That felt good. She's gotta learn that being a total whore won't get her everything, and if I'm the only guy to ever ever say no, will point still proven. Then on Saturday, I'm hanging up my apron and she throws her shit right on top of mine. Then she's like,

'Oh I'm totally taking over your spot, sorry.'
'Uh, no you aren't.'
*looking all sad* 'Yes I am'

Then I took my shit and put it on another hook.

I don't know what my point is, but yeah...stupid 16-year-old whore.

Posted: Oct 19 2008 08:33 pm

fucking attention whores

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Ross, where do you work again?

Posted: Oct 19 2008 11:03 pm

Vantage Foods....a meat-packing plant.

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

oh funny funny you guys. Um, another 'status' update I guess, Julie and I are still great friends, it's like nothing has happened or changed at all, which rocks.

I also gotta rant about this skank at work, this seems like the right venue. Ok, so she's 16, which pretty much explains every problem she has right there. She hovers around all the guys, particularly the ones in our age group and the late 30s-40s guys. She does this to get things, and it works.

Once I ran to the corner store on break and came back with a Dr Pepper. I walk past her and she's like 'hey, hey...(big smile) come here!' So I walk over.

'Can I have a sip?'
'umm....no.'

That felt good. She's gotta learn that being a total whore won't get her everything, and if I'm the only guy to ever ever say no, will point still proven. Then on Saturday, I'm hanging up my apron and she throws her shit right on top of mine. Then she's like,

'Oh I'm totally taking over your spot, sorry.'
'Uh, no you aren't.'
*looking all sad* 'Yes I am'

Then I took my shit and put it on another hook.

I don't know what my point is, but yeah...stupid 16-year-old whore.

Push her in the boobs. Violence is the answer.

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oops duoble post

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ross_rifle113 wrote:

Vantage Foods....a meat-packing plant.

Oh this is too fucking easy.

When she isn't looking go put her shit on a meat hook in the freezer.

She'll never fuck with you again, and if she does, just tell her that the next thing going on a hook in the locker is her.

Posted: Oct 20 2008 09:40 am

You tell her that you are all about equality, and that she has to work hard, and earn respect like everybody else, back of the line sister, move bitch!!!

Posted: Oct 20 2008 11:48 am

All present valid, workable ideas...