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		| Murdar Machene 
 
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				For the complete morons who think I'm fat:
   
If I'm so fat then how do you explain this, idiots?
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		| Nekkoru 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Polish Pickle Wench
			 
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				They took pity on you.
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				|  You should totally check out the IRC channel .
 
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines. 
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		| Syd Lexia 
 
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |  
| For the complete morons who think I'm fat: 
 
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What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world.
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		| Thorinair 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Sophisticated as Hell
			 
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				Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
			 
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				There is a MAGMYPIC logo in the bottom right corner. What do you say to that?
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		| joejew 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Super Dude
			 
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				Location: United Kingdom
			 
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				Hey congrats on getting featured in the magazine! Nice job.
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		| Blackout 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Captain Oblivious
			 
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				That's the kinda smile you give the clerk when you put a rotisserie chicken and a bottle of K-Y on the counter.
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		| Mr. Bomberman 
 
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| Blackout wrote: |  
| That's the kinda smile you give the clerk when you put a rotisserie chicken and a bottle of K-Y on the counter. |  
hahahaha
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		| ReeperTheSeeker 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |  
| For the complete morons who think I'm fat: 
 
   
 
   
 If I'm so fat then how do you explain this, idiots?
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Wow . . . you really do look like zangief.
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		| docinsano 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				So, what sport do ya play? Hmmm, you look like a League player, maybe for your work's softball team. You look to be a catcher. You drop the ball sometimes and that pisses your teammates off when a base gets stolen. Your batting average is .179 and you've hit one home run. But it was in the park so nobody cared. Plus it was against WalMart's team. After the game you get piss drunk with your teammates and walk home in shame for sexually harassing the waitress with big jugs. You then order two large pizzas from Domino's and pass out to Last Call with Carson Daly.
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		| Ross Rifle 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				you must be a doctor of mind-reading, because you just perfectly described my Tuesday nights!!
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		| Ice2SeeYou 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Murdar Machene 
 
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				Wow, looks like a lot of skinny little nerd losers are afraid of my muscles.
 The facts are in:  I have enough strength to deadlift your fat mother, let alone rip all of your heads clean off your weakling shoulders.
 
 I won the sports award for most weight lifted in a single rep.
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		| Kacen 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				He's rippling with fat muscles. You know what those are, right? When you have a fuscle.
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		| Lottel 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				So not only are you retarded and fat, but apparently under the impression that people don't vomit looking at you.
 Also: Who said anything about you being fat on here before you posted? I can tell you are fat now though. Thanks.
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		| Murdar Machene 
 
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| So not only are you retarded and fat, but apparently under the impression that people don't vomit looking at you. 
 Also: Who said anything about you being fat on here before you posted? I can tell you are fat now though. Thanks.
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Sheesh idiot, maybe you should watch your mouth before I punch it in for you?  The only retarded person here is you, offering to suck my dick like you thought this forum was made for gay dating.  No thanks homo, don't swing that way     |  
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		| Hacker 
 
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				FAKE. Oh and thanks for the mag my pic thing i have some ideas for me
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		| Murdar Machene 
 
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				Kimbo Slice was knocked out in under a second by my LETHAL WEAPONS.
 Suck my DICK, bitch!
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		| Syd Lexia 
 
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				This thread started off as SUPER WIN but has degenerated into EPIC FAIL. 
 Don't make me lock it.
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		| docinsano 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Let me guess, you play racquetball, right?
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		| Tebor 
 
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |  
| This thread started off as SUPER WIN but has degenerated into EPIC FAIL. 
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Syd, you're getting too soft.
 
That and no one can explain Murdar's balls of steel.
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