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M3GA MAN,

Your signature is ridiculous. Please consolidate it because,

Thank you.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 12:52 pm

Ooh, nice shiney Photoshop effect. +3 to your Photoshop Hero level. One level more and you're getting a new set of filters!

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Nekkoru wrote:

Ooh, nice shiney Photoshop effect. +3 to your Photoshop Hero level. One level more and you're getting a new set of filters!

I do love my Photoshop.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 01:17 pm

I miss being able to goof off all day at work with photoshop, I used to work for Yellowbook USA and they: 1. let us browse whatever we wanted as long as it wasn't porn or something bad like that, 2. had photoshop and imageready on every computer in the building, it was freaking sweet. Sad

Now I've got a lunch break and MS paint. Mad

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Sep 27 2008 01:26 pm

Hasn't this thread already been made, GP? As for M3GA JERK, keep your pics in check, we don't need a badly drawn pic of Elliot and E.T. on an atari cart soiling the forums.

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docinsano wrote:

Hasn't this thread already been made, GP? As for M3GA JERK, keep your pics in check, we don't need a badly drawn pic of Elliot and E.T. on an atari cart soiling the forums.

It isn't my fault that M3GA TARD can't remember to keep his signature in check.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 02:40 pm

I think he's operating under some sort of elaborate trolling code of conduct, OHH LOOK AT ME AV AND SIG, I AM ALWAYS PLAYING SOME OVER HYPED POP CULTURE STATUS GAME THAT I'M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER!!!111 lolololololo1 You suck at Duck Hunt.

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docinsano wrote:

Hasn't this thread already been made, GP? As for M3GA JERK, keep your pics in check, we don't need a badly drawn pic of Elliot and E.T. on an atari cart soiling the forums.

Ec-fucking-skews me? Let me tell you something, son. 1980s video game box art is awesome. Badly drawn or no, it was still DRAWN, by human beings. When's the last time you saw decent box art come from a damn computer? I'll take the E.T. cover over that goddam Prince of Persia box any day of the week.

Oh, and allow me to set the record straight about E.T. for the Atari 2600. It wasn't the worst game of all time, it wasn't even the worst Atari 2600 title, nor was it solely responsible for the great video game crash of the 1980s. Those thousands of copies which ended up in landfills were there because Atari grossly overestimated the draw of the license and printed WAY too many copies at a time when video game sales were in the crapper accross the board.

Some of us who were alive back then actually had the game, and at the time thought it was okay. It had pretty good graphics and animation for the time, and was at least fairly unique among the hundreds of Defender and Space Invaders clones which were flooding the market.

Damn kids. Jesus.

Docinsano's Channel 63 · Posted: Sep 27 2008 04:16 pm

mjl1783 wrote:

docinsano wrote:

Hasn't this thread already been made, GP? As for M3GA JERK, keep your pics in check, we don't need a badly drawn pic of Elliot and E.T. on an atari cart soiling the forums.

Ec-fucking-skews me? Let me tell you something, son. 1980s video game box art is awesome. Badly drawn or no, it was still DRAWN, by human beings. When's the last time you saw decent box art come from a damn computer? I'll take the E.T. cover over that goddam Prince of Persia box any day of the week.

Oh, and allow me to set the record straight about E.T. for the Atari 2600. It wasn't the worst game of all time, it wasn't even the worst Atari 2600 title, nor was it solely responsible for the great video game crash of the 1980s. Those thousands of copies which ended up in landfills were there because Atari grossly overestimated the draw of the license and printed WAY too many copies at a time when video game sales were in the crapper accross the board.

Some of us who were alive back then actually had the game, and at the time thought it was okay. It had pretty good graphics and animation for the time, and was at least fairly unique among the hundreds of Defender and Space Invaders clones which were flooding the market.

Damn kids. Jesus.

I think you totally missed the point here.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 04:34 pm

Like 100% missed the point.

Joined: Aug 13 2008 Location: Watertown, NY Posts: 131

Sorry, I don't know how to use the "THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE" thing yet.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 05:46 pm

mjl1783 wrote:

Sorry, I don't know how to use the "THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE" thing yet.

For added sarcasm please consider

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mjl1783 wrote:

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Posted: Sep 27 2008 09:31 pm

What do you want me to remove?

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M3GA MAN wrote:

What do you want me to remove?

Your current signature is about 420 pixels high.

Try to bring it down to like 200 (half).

Shrink or ditch the image or get rid of the text.

Think about it this way. Every time you post, someone has to go down half their screen to see the next post, even if you say one line of text. That isn't nice or fair to them. Smaller is better sometimes.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 09:39 pm

That's what she said...not.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 09:39 pm

Adleast my signature isn't a cheesy red line Rolling Eyes

Scale down the image and I'll change it, but I will not change my signature in anyway.

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M3GA MAN wrote:

Adleast my signature isn't a cheesy red line Rolling Eyes

Scale down the image and I'll change it, but I will not change my signature in anyway.

Adleast is not a word.

Also, my signature says exactly what I want it to about me. If you don't understand it (and I don't expect you to) then you just fail. Either way, it is a short signature and doesn't unnecessarily extend the size of posts.

Now, as for scaling down the image. Why the fuck do I have to do the work? Learn how to resize an image, it is simple to do.

Also your comment "... and I'll change it, but I will not change..." contradicts itself. Are you just trying to make me upset?

I was under the impression that the last time this topic was mentioned everyone understood that large signatures are annoying and advice from the management was to keep them smaller. Why are you fighting it?

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I changed my mind.

Here is a redone signature for you. Now fix it and stop posting a huge fucking sig.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 09:57 pm

Firstly, I DON'T CARE IF ADLEAST ISN'T A WORD. I will say the word how I want to.
Secondly, I don't really try to upset you. Most of the time
Thirdly, I am not fighting anything about signatures being big.

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M3GA MAN wrote:

I will say the word how I want to.

Which word?

Posted: Sep 27 2008 10:18 pm

I will say THE WORD AT LEAST the way I want to damnit.

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M3GA MAN wrote:

I will say THE WORD AT LEAST the way I want to damnit.

"At Least" is two words.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 10:25 pm

I don't care. I will say adleast, and if you have a problem about that then go cry about it.

Posted: Sep 27 2008 10:28 pm

Ya, and you aren't "saying" it any certain way as none of us could hear you if you did/ You are typing it whatever way you want though.

Also, your sig is, infact, too big. Edit it, GP did all the work for you, don't be a dick, just edit it.