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Hacker
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Ok in theory lets say we wanted to take over the world how would we do it?
I say we take over cabella's they have guns and food and it makes a good stronghold
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Do what's proven successful. Take over the banking system, then cause a crash in worldwide trade and currency. After that slow the oil industry to a halt, and in the panic declare Martial Law. Instant recipe to take over the world where the public agrees to give you power.
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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First, we're going to need a hollowed out volcano...
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Chunx
Joined: May 23 2007
Location: CA
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We also need henchmen, laser guns, and eye patches.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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| Ghandi wrote: |
| Do what's proven successful. Take over the banking system, then cause a crash in worldwide trade and currency. After that slow the oil industry to a halt, and in the panic declare Martial Law. Instant recipe to take over the world where the public agrees to give you power. |
Lighten up, Francis.
I'll need six feet of rope, a tape measure, four cases of Johnny Walker Blue Label, and Hayden Panetierre to make dissenters bend to my will.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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I'm down with the Johnny Walker and the Panetierre. At first, I thought that said six feet of rape, which is an average amount of rape nowadays, I'd suspect.
You want to control the world? Find a way to take the Internet hostage. Sure, it sounds implausible, but that will just make it all the more amazing when it's accomplished.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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ok and ill leave sydlexia as the last website with free will
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| hacker wrote: |
| Ok in theory lets say we wanted to take over the world how would we do it? |
First we need to ditch hacker. He is really going to hurt our chances of pulling off this idea.
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| ok and ill leave sydlexia as the last website with free will |
Oh... hacker thinks he is going to be in charge.
Well here is how it would be done:
I actually had a very diabolical plan, but realized it was just evil. What the fuck is the point of taking over the world anyways. I just want to enjoy life and allow my family and friends to do the same.
Also in the movies all the worldly dictators get killed eventually.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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The only way to take over the world is through peaceful means. Yeah, that's probably the gayest thing you've ever heard, but it's true. If there was only one nuclear power in the world, then that country could potentially take over the world through militaristic action, but as long as more than one country has nuclear weapons, world domination is impossible. As for those suggesting crippling the world's economy as a means to an end, all the economic subterfuge in the world won't disarm those warheads. You would need to create a peaceful alliance between all the countries in the world using a setup similar to the United States where every country in the world has one central government with its own laws and means of enforcing those laws, and anything not specifically determined by this global law would be up to each individual state (or in this case country) to decide. Once such a system is in place, you may attempt to become president of that organization, and from there just keep pushing the limits of what is considered to be within your power as much as you can, but with enough restraint that people don't realize you're slowly turning the world into a dictatorship.
...but I guess that's just how I'd do it. Johnny Walker and some rope's not a bad idea either.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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I think the best way to take over the world is to start controlling it's resources. We would need to start by taken over some public utilities, I say water first. Then proceed through power, sever, trash, and local landline service. If you see where I am getting at, once we have taken posession of the vital things people depend on, you can then make them bow to your will.
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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Just don't start a land war in Asia.
It's a classic blunder, I hear.
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descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us. |
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ged1928
Title: A new hope
Joined: Apr 24 2008
Location: Portsmouth, NH
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Just don't start a land war in Asia.
It's a classic blunder, I hear.
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Sure, you get 7 extra battalions if you can control it, but theres just two many sector to defend and you always end up with your last few soldiers stuck in australia.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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HAIL HYDRA! CUT OFF ONE LIMB AND TWO WILL TAKE IT'S PLACE!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I'm only joining if I get metal teeth, and a cool jumpsuit.
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M3GA MAN
Title: The Big A
Joined: Jun 19 2008
Location: Nowhere.
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I'm only joining if I get to say "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and I get a flying saucer
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Ok you can have a flying saucer
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