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Corrupt Sydlexia Conspiracy!


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 12 2008 10:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Anyone who would teach their child to flip the bird and then proudly take a picture of it deserves to be castrated, dragged through the town square, then executed.

No sin is as unforgivable as trailer trash parenting.

Whatever city boy, I take fine good care of my seed, see how secure my daughter is in time out?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: Sep 12 2008 10:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, he does look vaguely Irish. But he could be the son of a Raiders fan.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 13 2008 12:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Off topic a bit, can I buy cheap RX drugs from this secret drug smuggling operation? I mean if it existed of course. Confused



 
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
PostPosted: Sep 13 2008 07:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Yeah, he does look vaguely Irish. But he could be the son of a Raiders fan.

He's wearing the jersey of Feyenoord Rotterdam, so he's probably Dutch. That means chances are good that he is indeed living in a trailer.



 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: Sep 13 2008 11:38 am Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
What about the violence? We have children to take care of!
Mr. Fontaine: Children deserve whatever violence befalls them.


I think you responded as though I were against the violence.

We have children to take care of (M3GA MAN & zelda_god) must be taken care of... violently.



 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 13 2008 01:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
Valdronius wrote:
GPFontaine wrote:
What about the violence? We have children to take care of!
Mr. Fontaine: Children deserve whatever violence befalls them.


I think you responded as though I were against the violence.

We have children to take care of (M3GA MAN & zelda_god) must be taken care of... violently.

Just put on your B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. t shirt and grab a hammer, tell the authorities they refused to give up the cupcakes and you should be in the clear. Wink



 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Sep 13 2008 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press,

I have called this press conference to belay the growing rumours of a drug smuggling ring being operated out of the SydLexia.com warehouses. There is no drug smuggling ring. And even if there was, there is absolutely no reason to suspect that Mr. Syd Lexia or any of his associates have any involvement with such an enterprise.

I will now field questions.


Then what the hell is "The Illiegal Drug Smuggling Operation" and who is this GatslikeGotti prick who's apparently too cool to be nerds like the rest of us?


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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