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Posted: Oct 12 2006 05:55 am

I just remembered a few from the wacky assed Serious Sam game...

"Die when I kill you!"
"Oh boy, oh boy, one more time!"
"Why are you screaming? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
"AAAAAaaaahhhh yourself!"
"Bananas! I love bananas! Mmm...bananas, good..."
"Enough time for a good nap?"

Joined: Oct 21 2006 Posts: 22

I'm disappointed by the lack of one the most bizarre lines in Star Fox 64 if you use it out of context:

"So Andross, you show your true form!"

I have said that line to many a confused listener.

Nothing beats the original RE for unintentional lines, by the way.

"Its not just a poisonous snake, its a monster!"

"This house is too dangerous, there are terrible demons(?), OUCH..."

Jill: There's a page missing!
Barry: Yeah, I've thought about that too. Perhaps that was the most important part.

Wesker: Now Jill, can you go?
Barry: I'm going with you, Chris is our old partner, you know?

Of course several other lines were god-awful for acting alone, as this website greatly demonstrates.

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/index.html

Posted: Oct 24 2006 05:56 pm

The beginning lines of Military Madness (PCE/TG16)sucked me in...

The 21st Century-
The Earth has become all too small for man's insatiable needs.
However, the moon has offered vast resources for Earth's greatest countries.
The most powerful nations have staked their claims for the moon's riches and much fighting has occurred. The evil Axis Empire has been behind much of this terror. Finally, on April 6, 2089, the Axis Empire's army launches an all out attack and captures most of the moon. All innocent people must now fight or perish. The Axis army now occupies most of the moon's factories where they are continually producing new weapons for their secret assult on the planet Earth. The Axis secret police have rounded up many members of the Allied Powers and put them in prisons. Without their key people, the Allied Powers stands little chance. Meanwhile, the Axis Empire draws closer to launching their "S.A.M." or Supreme Atomic Missile...the weapon they will use to destroy the Earth. The Allied Powers know they must free their prisoners if they stand a chance to stop the S.A.M. before launch time. You must free the prisoners and stop this military madness before the Axis Empire and their secret weapon S.A.M. destroy the Earth and all its people!!!

I don't think that's a quote, but whatever!

Posted: Oct 24 2006 08:44 pm

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it was only a mattr of time before somebody posted that gif.

Posted: Oct 30 2006 09:23 am

Zero Wing is one of my favorite games ever.

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I've never played it.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 09:22 am

Get a SEGA Genesis ROM for it NOW! That's the only way that you'll be able to see the intro in it's original glory. If you want another version (with voices edited in), just go to YouTube and search for "All Your Base are Belong to Us".

Posted: Oct 31 2006 12:30 pm

You know what's weird? The arcade version of Zero Wing doesn't have the intro.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 05:52 pm

Yeah, I know. People complained about the lack of story, so they added that and an ending.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 10:33 pm

You should try Nectaris (Military Madness). It's the fuckin' granddaddy of strategy games like Advance Wars, etc.

Assuming people know what the PC Engine (TurboGrafx-16) is, even though some people should know it for Ys, GunHed (Blazing Lazers) and arcade ports of (all four) Konami shooters.

Posted: Nov 02 2006 01:27 am

Don't know if this counts as a game quote or not, but I have the bad habit at work of repeating anything anybody tells me in the gravely Solid Snake voice.

Them - "Can you change the toner in the printer before you leave?"
Me - "Printer!?!"

Them - "Okay, write up documentation for that, will you?"
Me - "Documents!?!"

Them - "Tomorrow the Dell tech is coming in to work on..."
Me (Interupting them) - "METAL GEAR!?!"

Them - "What's a matter with you? Quit doing that!"
Me - "LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"