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Posted: Sep 05 2008 02:56 pm

King wrote:

While we are at it, we need to steal the taco truck, I don't have pictures, but it is this truck that half the time is broken down where I live, but only drives around the hood, which is fine, selling bomb ass Taco's. We should steal it and fix it so it is reliable. Also, I wouldn't mind stealing a car loaded to the hilt with Pizza, you know some delivery guy's car delivering pizza to a college campus. And what we can do Blackout is the cupcake truck will be stolen 3rd or 4th, to ensure we have the other essentials first, unless GP would want to steal the Cupcake truck himself on our crusade, and then meet up with us later, that way he contributes to the food / beverage truck consortium, and gets the truck he wants as well.

We need an acronym so the headlines of our terrible deeds will look cooler on spinning newspapers, how about Buddies Allied to Steal Trucks and Assaualt Retards who Don't Share cupcakes and beer? Confused

Also since GP originally came up with this demented plan of darkness I hereby nominate him for title of General Bastard, leader of the B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. Cheers!

You'll probably want to change your username to GB Fontaine.

Posted: Sep 05 2008 03:56 pm

We need T-Shirts, this could make millions.

Posted: Sep 05 2008 06:26 pm

King wrote:

We need T-Shirts, this could make millions.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Blackout wrote:

King wrote:

We need T-Shirts, this could make millions.

Its perfect!

Posted: Sep 05 2008 09:16 pm

On the back it needs to say

RobotGumshoe wrote:

This cupcake truck will be ours, and we will ride it like a diabetes chariot through the streets.

I'd be all over that shirt like GP Fontaine on a cupcake truck.

Posted: Sep 05 2008 09:57 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Blackout wrote:

King wrote:

We need T-Shirts, this could make millions.

Its perfect!

Yeah it's a way better acronym than
Buddies Unified To Teach Stupid Elephants Xenophobia Nod

Posted: Sep 05 2008 10:24 pm

I would like an application to join this B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S group.

Posted: Sep 05 2008 11:40 pm

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

I would like an application to join this B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S group.

Are you willing to risk life and limb during the pursuit of ill gotten cupcakes beer tacos and ice cream?

Are you willing give half of any money pilfered from the trucks to Syd to help with his hosting fees?

Are you willing grow a full pair of mutton chops and speak in an almost indecipherable phony accent?

Are you able to scrawl B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. on a white tee shirt with a black sharpie?

Are you a damn dirty snitch? Mad

Posted: Sep 06 2008 12:16 am

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, and fuck no.

I would tattoo that shit across my chest too, think 2pac's "Thug Life" tattoo.

Posted: Sep 06 2008 12:28 am

can our theme be 'Bastard' by Motley Crue?

Also, my answers are all the same as Bomberman's!

Posted: Sep 06 2008 10:37 am

Ask General Bastard, he should be posting pics of our targets soon. Razz

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

ross_rifle113 wrote:

can our theme be 'Bastard' by Motley Crue?

Also, my answers are all the same as Bomberman's!

Instead of the Icecream truck song we'll buy the rights to Bastard... I can deal with that.

Posted: Sep 07 2008 01:17 pm

ALL UR CUPCAKES ARE BELONG TO US!

I'M IN UR TRUCK STEALING ALL UR BEERS

Posted: Sep 07 2008 07:35 pm

Is that from the US Festival? That's fucking SOLID. You can see their performance prowess that early. Anyway, I can totally play it on guitar so if you guys want, after I get my recording going, I can take some time and record a cover for our official theme Cool

Posted: Sep 08 2008 11:05 am

I also have my eyes on the Guinness Gig Rig. It is a 24 tap draught system on a flatbed truck towed by a big rig. They have it for 2 annual events where I am, blocks off a street. I can't find a pic of it, but when I do I will post it.

Joined: Aug 20 2008 Posts: 94

dang i want cupcakes now

Posted: Sep 12 2008 02:05 pm

Seriously, you posted I want cupcakes now, what the fuck!!!
What is more amazing is that I not only am taking the time to post about your last post, but that I somehow was surprised, or amazed slightly in a disturbing way that you would post something like that. I need a beer, I think I see a Heiniken Truck. Be right back.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

I drove past the spot but it is raining... no cupcake truck there. Maybe they left early.

Posted: Sep 12 2008 04:18 pm

Befriend the driver, it will make your betrayal even easier.