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Murdar Machene
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The entire game.
That's besides the fact that it single-handedly created a generation of fat homosexual emo furry failures.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
The entire game. |
Aww, I was gonna say that.
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sidewaydriver
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I disagree, it's not the game, it's everything related to 7 after the game like that shitfest movie and Vincent game.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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LOL! Final Fantasy Jokez. Everyone who hate ff7 is fucking way smart and anyone who likes it is dumb. They should have got martin scorsceze or david lynch to do the script, because the script was stupid and not revolutionary. Anyone who is cool likes the FF's before 7, and anyone who liked 7 is not normal, and jacks off to tifa hentaiz. you definately can't like both, because liking 7 means you are not l33t, but liking 6 which had an equally cheesy story with less character development and play time iz cool because it was on super sega.
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Avian
Joined: Jul 16 2006
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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I've only played FF7 through FF9, so I don't know what that makes me.
The worst part of FF7 for me was Caith Sith. I don't mean to disrespect Japanese culture, but I remain flaccid when looking at giant stuffed animals.
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 "Wolfman's got nards!"
You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Avian wrote: |
I remain flaccid when looking at giant stuffed animals. |
Up to that point was the thought of Cloud and Barrett 'getting it on' making you aroused?
I have played this game twice now. Once when it came out and then again about a year later. I got to the end and then never bothered to beat it. There is so much estrogen driving the plot that I just can't relate and find myself saying "I just don't give a fuck... I only want it to be over".
Oh and fuck you Chocobos. You were a bad idea in Final Fantasy IV, especially the fucking fat one... but I really hate you in this game because I need you to get the super duper move that kills everything in 1 shot that takes 60 seconds to perform.
FUCK! THIS GAME MAKES ME SO MAD.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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This is the best thread ever.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
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ya murdar machene your 4 deff the funneist guy on the internet
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
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TheRoboSleuth
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Joined: Aug 08 2006
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
The entire game.
That's besides the fact that it single-handedly created a generation of fat homosexual emo furry failures. |
I thought that was caused by the team of Big Macs, liberals, the Cure, Minerva Mink, and the absense of work ethic?
7 IS the most overrated of the FF's, and the start of cutscenes replacing gameplay.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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I thought it was very good, though not as good as VI or IV. It did get really blown out of proportion by people a few years after the release, and I can understand the disgust of the hype. I always liked the Final Fantasy games (Never played VIII or higher, and from the looks of it, I don't want to) because of the group interaction of the characters, and the fact that they at least try to mix the battle sequence beyond just "Fight, Magic, Item," with a few tweaks here and there.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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The worst part of FFVII, is 10 years after it's release, it gets ripped to shread by the masses, when most of them were like 10 years old when it came out.
Is it the great RPG ever? No. Not by a longshot.
But, when it was released in 1997, it was unlike anything else. It was an epic game to behold. The graphics were incredible for the time. The story was very deep. And, there was a lot of extras in the game. (Chocobo Breeding, Secret Summons, etc.) It was the game you showed off to everyone else when showing your Playstation.
For alot of you, FFVII was one of the 1st RPGs you ever played. And, everything that's come out since then, blows it away. For older generations, FFVII was a huge stride in RPGs, and changed the way they were made. It will be always considered a great game, more because of the impact then for the game itself.
So, can we just drop it?
No more FF7 SUX!!!! threads or posts, and no more FF7!!! OMFG!!! BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!1!!!!!
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McScurvy
Joined: May 16 2008
Location: Shermer. Illinois
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meh, I liked Wild Arms better and the worst part of FFVII was Yuffie, “I’m gonna steal all yous guys Materia, lolgigglelol!”.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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best rpg ever = dragon warrior iii.
and i still havent beat it. and i wont be able to now that i dont have a GBA anymore.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Votes for best RPG:
Chrono Trigger
FFIV
FFVI
Neverwinter Nights
Fallout
Suikoden
Might & Magic
Phantasie III
Ultima VII
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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For me 7 was no big deal, and 8 was confusing and gay. My personal favorite is still FF1.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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Knyte wrote: |
The worst part of FFVII, is 10 years after it's release, it gets ripped to shread by the masses, when most of them were like 10 years old when it came out.
Is it the great RPG ever? No. Not by a longshot.
But, when it was released in 1997, it was unlike anything else. It was an epic game to behold. The graphics were incredible for the time. The story was very deep. And, there was a lot of extras in the game. (Chocobo Breeding, Secret Summons, etc.) It was the game you showed off to everyone else when showing your Playstation.
For alot of you, FFVII was one of the 1st RPGs you ever played. And, everything that's come out since then, blows it away. For older generations, FFVII was a huge stride in RPGs, and changed the way they were made. It will be always considered a great game, more because of the impact then for the game itself.
So, can we just drop it?
No more FF7 SUX!!!! threads or posts, and no more FF7!!! OMFG!!! BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!1!!!!! |
Here is how I feel about that.
I was old enough to work and have a job. I was old enough to spend money I earned to buy the game. I am old enough to bitch about the buyers remorse.
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Scott
Joined: Sep 02 2007
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Oh wow. You're totally right. The first 10 million times you hipsters put down FF7 didn't convince me, but THIS time it totally worked.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
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Burt Reynolds wrote: |
LOL! Final Fantasy Jokez. Everyone who hate ff7 is fucking way smart and anyone who likes it is dumb. They should have got martin scorsceze or david lynch to do the script, because the script was stupid and not revolutionary. Anyone who is cool likes the FF's before 7, and anyone who liked 7 is not normal, and jacks off to tifa hentaiz. you definately can't like both, because liking 7 means you are not l33t, but liking 6 which had an equally cheesy story with less character development and play time iz cool because it was on super sega. |
what's wrong with tifa hentaiz?
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FF VII isn't that bad. I thought FF III was worse. Really the only thing I didn't like about FF VII was that there was a variety of characters to choose from yet only four of them were useful (I generally stick to Cloud, Red XIII, and alternate between Vincent and Cid).
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Murdar Machene
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Kojjiro! wrote: |
ya murdar machene your 4 deff the funneist guy on the internet |
Thanks idiot
Burt Reynolds wrote: |
LOL! Final Fantasy Jokez. Everyone who hate ff7 is fucking way smart and anyone who likes it is dumb. They should have got martin scorsceze or david lynch to do the script, because the script was stupid and not revolutionary. Anyone who is cool likes the FF's before 7, and anyone who liked 7 is not normal, and jacks off to tifa hentaiz. you definately can't like both, because liking 7 means you are not l33t, but liking 6 which had an equally cheesy story with less character development and play time iz cool because it was on super sega. |
Did you know if you name Terra "Whiney" and Edgar "Rapist" that game becomes the funniest comedy script ever written?
Whiney drops to her knees and goes all emo, saying shit like, "I JUST CAN'T DO IT WAH WAH," whereas Rapist is the talk of the castle, even the little 8 year old girl says Rapist is gonna marry her someday!
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
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FFVII was pretty good at the time. I still like it (not even close to my favorite. I'd rather play I, IV, VI, VII, XII, maybe X). But it hasn't aged will. When I replay it, it takes me a while to get used to those polygon graphics.
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Kojjiro!
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
Kojjiro! wrote: |
ya murdar machene your 4 deff the funneist guy on the internet |
Thanks idiot
Burt Reynolds wrote: |
LOL! Final Fantasy Jokez. Everyone who hate ff7 is fucking way smart and anyone who likes it is dumb. They should have got martin scorsceze or david lynch to do the script, because the script was stupid and not revolutionary. Anyone who is cool likes the FF's before 7, and anyone who liked 7 is not normal, and jacks off to tifa hentaiz. you definately can't like both, because liking 7 means you are not l33t, but liking 6 which had an equally cheesy story with less character development and play time iz cool because it was on super sega. |
Did you know if you name Terra "Whiney" and Edgar "Rapist" that game becomes the funniest comedy script ever written?
Whiney drops to her knees and goes all emo, saying shit like, "I JUST CAN'T DO IT WAH WAH," whereas Rapist is the talk of the castle, even the little 8 year old girl says Rapist is gonna marry her someday! |
this is good post
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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Kojjiro! wrote: |
Murdar Machene wrote: |
Kojjiro! wrote: |
ya murdar machene your 4 deff the funneist guy on the internet |
Thanks idiot
Burt Reynolds wrote: |
LOL! Final Fantasy Jokez. Everyone who hate ff7 is fucking way smart and anyone who likes it is dumb. They should have got martin scorsceze or david lynch to do the script, because the script was stupid and not revolutionary. Anyone who is cool likes the FF's before 7, and anyone who liked 7 is not normal, and jacks off to tifa hentaiz. you definately can't like both, because liking 7 means you are not l33t, but liking 6 which had an equally cheesy story with less character development and play time iz cool because it was on super sega. |
Did you know if you name Terra "Whiney" and Edgar "Rapist" that game becomes the funniest comedy script ever written?
Whiney drops to her knees and goes all emo, saying shit like, "I JUST CAN'T DO IT WAH WAH," whereas Rapist is the talk of the castle, even the little 8 year old girl says Rapist is gonna marry her someday! |
this is good post  |
Hehe quote hole
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Optimist With Doubts
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Knyte wrote: |
The worst part of FFVII, is 10 years after it's release, it gets ripped to shread by the masses, when most of them were like 10 years old when it came out.
Is it the great RPG ever? No. Not by a longshot.
But, when it was released in 1997, it was unlike anything else. It was an epic game to behold. The graphics were incredible for the time. The story was very deep. And, there was a lot of extras in the game. (Chocobo Breeding, Secret Summons, etc.) It was the game you showed off to everyone else when showing your Playstation.
For alot of you, FFVII was one of the 1st RPGs you ever played. And, everything that's come out since then, blows it away. For older generations, FFVII was a huge stride in RPGs, and changed the way they were made. It will be always considered a great game, more because of the impact then for the game itself.
So, can we just drop it?
No more FF7 SUX!!!! threads or posts, and no more FF7!!! OMFG!!! BEST GAME EVAR!!!!!1!!!!! |
here here
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