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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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At Marrymore, if you recover the wedding gear quickly enough, Bowser and Booster accidentally make out with each other, thinking its Toadstool, only to realize otherwise.
Fucking classic...thank God the censors let that one fly.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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The best part in making 50 threads about the same game is nobody cares about any of them at the end and it's just annoying
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Chunx
Joined: May 23 2007
Location: CA
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Remember when Mario killed Bowser and saved the princess and then she got kidnapped again?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| The best part in making 50 threads about the same game is nobody cares about any of them at the end and it's just annoying |
 I swear this will be the last seperate thread about this game that I post.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
Maybe if he had a sword and a shield or a gun or something I would be interested.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I thought I did it too slow because I didn't get to kiss peach 
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
Maybe if he had a sword and a shield or a gun or something I would be interested. |
Why does Mario do any of the things he does? "Well Princess, I'd love to rescue you for the 12th time this week, but it would be way easier and safer to just go back to snaking out people's drains in Brooklyn. They don't pay in gold coins, but giant fucking plants with teeth that breathe fire never pop out of the pipes either."
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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When Smithy rapes Toadstool... Oh wait, that didn't happen...Well then, the best part is when mario catches toad looking at porn. Classic scene that doesn't exist.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
Maybe if he had a sword and a shield or a gun or something I would be interested. |
I agree. Thats why i can't get into DK country. It's like, um hello,he's a gorilla. Gorillas can't even talk. That's so stupid. Why would they make a game around an animal that can't even speak? I demand that games geared towards children start using characters with more depth.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I like when mario performs the omnislash to kill the metal slime.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| I like when mario performs the omnislash to kill the metal slime. |
 /^\
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| RobotGumshoe wrote: |
| I like when mario performs the omnislash to kill the metal slime. |
/^\ |
PWND SOOOO HARD! Build that tension to fuse the personas and cast PROPHECY!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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hold on, what type of porn would they look up in the toadstool kingdom?
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
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That's the worst argument ever. By that logic, why would you want to play any of the Mario games?
Too bad the idea that Mario was a plumber is EU dribble. Seriously, when was the last time you've seen Mario do plumbing in a game?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
Maybe if he had a sword and a shield or a gun or something I would be interested. |
Why does Mario do any of the things he does? "Well Princess, I'd love to rescue you for the 12th time this week, but it would be way easier and safer to just go back to snaking out people's drains in Brooklyn. They don't pay in gold coins, but giant fucking plants with teeth that breathe fire never pop out of the pipes either." |
why is he even still a plumber i mean he seems to be making quite a lot of coins he could retire
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
Maybe if he had a sword and a shield or a gun or something I would be interested. |
Why does Mario do any of the things he does? "Well Princess, I'd love to rescue you for the 12th time this week, but it would be way easier and safer to just go back to snaking out people's drains in Brooklyn. They don't pay in gold coins, but giant fucking plants with teeth that breathe fire never pop out of the pipes either." |
why is he even still a plumber i mean he seems to be making quite a lot of coins he could retire |
Because he keeps spending all his coins on extra lives.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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| Burt Reynolds wrote: |
| Why would they make a game around an animal that can't even speak? |
There have been quite a few games based on animals that were pretty amazing. Yoshi's island (not actually sure if he can talk), Pokemon games, the upcoming game (can't remember the name) on the Wii where you play as a scorpion and a spider, just to name a few.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
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| JRA wrote: |
| Too bad the idea that Mario was a plumber is EU dribble. Seriously, when was the last time you've seen Mario do plumbing in a game? |
I'm from the USA and I've known Mario to be a plumber since I was 3 years old. What does it have to do with Europe?
Has anyone here besides this one miscreant ever been upset with the fact Mario is a plumber?
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
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Mario could retire because he is either banging the Princess or has saved her enough times that she owes him a cushy retirement.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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Blah blah blah.
Mario RPG was a great game. I think my favorite part was the point in the game where the kid is playing with the dolls. Or when you go behind the curtain and become 8-bit Mario.
And besides. Mario is a doctor.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| JRA wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
I have never played this game because it just seems like a lame idea.
Mario is a fucking plumber. Why do I want to play a role playing game that revolves around him?
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That's the worst argument ever. By that logic, why would you want to play any of the Mario games? |
RPGs focus on character development. Action games don't need to do this.
When you are running across the screen jumping on the heads of mushrooms who gives a fuck what your job is or if your pipe wrench is enchanted with +3 to your fireball launching ability.
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Lottel
Title: of the Eternal BWOG
Joined: Sep 02 2008
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
When you are running across the screen jumping on the heads of mushrooms who gives a fuck what your job is or if your pipe wrench is enchanted with +3 to your fireball launching ability. |
One. Mario doesn't use a wrench. Hammers, yes. Mallets, sure. Wrenches no. Only the Movie Mario had a wrench.
Besides, Mario's a doctor. He only pretends to be a plumber and "rescues" Princess Peach because PP is unsatisfied with her marriage to Bowser and wants to spice up her sex life. Mario, her doctor, roleplays to get her off.
I will not explain it again.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
I'm from the USA and I've known Mario to be a plumber since I was 3 years old. What does it have to do with Europe?
Has anyone here besides this one miscreant ever been upset with the fact Mario is a plumber? |
Um...E.U. Stands for extended universe (i.e.cartoons, comics, stickers), not Europe. And even if I did mean Europe, I would have the decency to spell it out.
I accept your apology.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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Extended universe, what the fuck are you talking about?
Mario has been a plumber since 1983, when "Mario Bros" came out in the arcades.
(In Donkey Kong he was known as "Jump Man" and his profession was a "Workman" who climbed ladders and girders.)
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sidewaydriver
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I'll be honest, I thought you meant European Union.
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