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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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You were always there for me, through thick and thin. If you hadn't been there for me, I would have died in the third area. You helped me through giant trolls and surviving in houses assaulted from all sides. I always knew when you were right around a corner, there to give me your friendly advice and comforting words. Through all the fear and tension if it hadn't been for you I would've turned the game off, but there you were, always waiting for me in a tight spot to give me herbs, guns, ammo, whatever I needed.
If it hadn't been for you I never would have made it man, but you always managed to be where I was going.
So thanks, nameless resident evil merchant. You were the only guy I could trust through it all!
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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Maybe you should amend your title to include the adjective "secondary".
Seriously.
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Kojjiro!
Joined: Feb 16 2008
Posts: 832
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maybe you should shut up ;o;
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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He sells ammo and herbs? At the point I am at he doesn't and that is the one thing I would gripe about, but I guess him not selling ammo makes it more hectic where I am.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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He doesn't sell ammo or herbs.
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nihilisticglee
Joined: Oct 12 2007
Posts: 821
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to be fair, you get ammo when you buy a new gun. He does however, not sell herbs.
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
Posts: 6088
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I blow his head off every chance I get.
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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Lying dummy, if you shoot him once he never shows up again.
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| Lying dummy, if you shoot him once he never shows up again. |
I lose a lot. Like you don't die in RE4. 
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I've never died once in the singleplayer game, actually. I've only lost 3 times and all three were due to shooting ashley.
Now, mercenaries, that's a different story.
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Tebor
Moderator
Title: Master of the Universe
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Gotham City
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Hmm... out three times for shooting a woman... and none for the man. On this board, that's not surprising. 
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"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man
"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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I've always asserted that the reason Lean is practically tripping over ammo despite none of the villiagers having any guns to speak of is that the merchant harbors an unrequited homosexual lust for him.
"Hehe, Lean would sure like some shotgun rounds"
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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ShadowViperX
Title: Underhanded ninja
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: One of the fifty states
Posts: 151
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Okay, I'm only gonna ask this once: Optimist, where the FLYING FUCK did you get that avatar? It's the first one I've seen on this site that ACTUALLY CREEPS ME OUT.
Also, I'm not very good at RE4(that chainsaw guy in the first level always manages to kill me somehow), so I've never seen this nameless merchant. He actually looks pretty cool, like he could be some wayward ninja or something.
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I want you all to repeat after me:
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
Now, your turn.*SNICKER*
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Mitch
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 296
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He does sell first aid spray, which is sweet.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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| ShadowViperX wrote: |
Okay, I'm only gonna ask this once: Optimist, where the FLYING FUCK did you get that avatar? It's the first one I've seen on this site that ACTUALLY CREEPS ME OUT.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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I think he's Saddler's brother or something. They both have blue eyes.
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