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Syd Lexia
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So tonight, I went out to eat with some friends and the waitress accidentally us for four sodasinstead of three. Other than that, the service was fine, but our friend's girlfriend is kind of bitchy and she didn't like the waitress, so she was already pushing for us to leave the waitress a bad tip and she also wanted to get out of there and go home, rather than explain to the waitress the bill was wrong. So we ended up leaving the waitress the correct tip, assuming she hadn't charged us for an extra drink. I had wanted to correct the bill with a pen so she'd understand what was up, but no one had one. So hopefully she figured it out. She probably didn't though. Oh well.
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Black Zarak
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Eh, you worry too much. She was kind of a crappy waitress after all.
Also, I misread the title as "Catholic Quilt" at first.
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docinsano
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I don't get the title of the thread, but whatever. I hate bad tippers and since I deliver food, so I know how bad people can tip sometimes. People can and will be bastards.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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thats why you always carry a pen in your pocket. just one, no need for a pocket protector.
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Syd Lexia
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Eh, you worry too much. She was kind of a crappy waitress after all. |
The more I think about it, she kinda was. We did have to ASK for napkins and utensils after all. Her head wasn't in the game.
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ReeperTheSeeker
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
Eh, you worry too much. She was kind of a crappy waitress after all.
Also, I misread the title as "Catholic Quilt" at first. |
second and yah sometime that little nagging voice inside is a pain. I smother mine with boobs and video games . . . and internet articles.
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Blackout
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The phrase Catholic Guilt led me to believe this thread would have some raunch.
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docinsano
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Jolly Raunchers for everyone!!!
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Optimist With Doubts
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Eh, you worry too much. She was kind of a crappy waitress after all. |
The more I think about it, she kinda was. We did have to ASK for napkins and utensils after all. Her head wasn't in the game. |
Maybe her dog has broken legs and she is forced to work double shifts so she can pay for the operation. How do you feel now?
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Dr. Jeebus
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I'm generally a really good tipper, but if the service really bothers me, I'll leave almost no tip at all. Like, 30 cents or something. I won't leave absolutely no tip, cause then they're just think I'm a cheap asshole, and I want them to know it's entirely their fault.
Oh yeah, being charged for 4 sodas when you had 4 people at the terrible is a mistake that should be corrected, but that alone isn't worth leaving a bad tip for. However, I was once charged, I shit you not, for "ice cream sundae a la mode". Like, they were 2 seperate line items. Ice cream sunday was like $3 or something, and then another $1.50 or whatever for a la mode. How do you fuck that up?
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anorexorcist
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Me and 2 buddies went out for 'all you can eat' wings and we gave 20's and wanted 5s back, it came to 14.68. We had to make change, and made the one buddy tell her we wanted 5 dollars back each. I guess she was pissed and got sarcastic with him so, not pleased with the 32cent tip, she gave us 5.32 back in change.
I mean, I know that's an awful tip, but she really didn't do anything, we sat down, said we wanted the wings, she brought the wings and water, that was the extent of it. She didn't cook the food, she walked 20 steps from one spot to our table, I could have gotten it if we were aloud to.
I worked in the food industry, ya it was just Quiznos, but I made the food and we got MAYBE 1$ each(for 2 workers) a night in tips, and often, not even. And throughought the night I'd do more work than some of these waitresses, and they made decent money there, so I didn't really care.
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Syd Lexia
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Oh yeah, being charged for 4 sodas when you had 4 people at the table is a mistake that should be corrected, but that alone isn't worth leaving a bad tip for. However, I was once charged, I shit you not, for "ice cream sundae a la mode". Like, they were 2 seperate line items. Ice cream sunday was like $3 or something, and then another $1.50 or whatever for a la mode. How do you fuck that up?[/quote]
Well, like I said, we had to ask for napkins and utensils too. Like, she's supposed to give us napkins and utensils when she first comes over and takes our drink orders. She didn't. When our food came out, we still didn't have them. When the server brought our food out, I had to wait two minutes for her to come back around before I could eat because I didn't have a fucking fork. I would have asked the server, but I didn't realize til after she left.
Also, they're doing that thing again where they give you a pepper to color in and you can donate $1, $5, or $10 to have them put it up on the wall and she didn't give us crayons to color them in with. If she had given us crayons, I could have corrected the bill before we left so she would have known she messed up.
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| Maybe her dog has broken legs and she is forced to work double shifts so she can pay for the operation. How do you feel now? |
Well now I don't care; I'm a cat person.
And seriously, people who waste money on expensive pet operations are dumb. Instead of paying $5000 to get your dog some doggy chemo for his doggy cancer, you could take him out into the backyard, bash his head in with a shovel and bury him and no one would be the wiser. Then you could get a healthy new dog for a mere fraction of that $5000. It's called fiscal responsibility people. Learn it, love it, live it.
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Optimist With Doubts
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Optimist With Doubts wrote: |
| Maybe her dog has broken legs and she is forced to work double shifts so she can pay for the operation. How do you feel now? |
Well now I don't care; I'm a cat person.
And seriously, people who waste money on expensive pet operations are dumb. Instead of paying $5000 to get your dog some doggy chemo for his doggy cancer, you could take him out into the backyard, bash his head in with a shovel and bury him and no one would be the wiser. Then you could get a healthy new dog for a mere fraction of that $5000. It's called fiscal responsibility people. Learn it, love it, live it. |
perfect response sir and thats why the site is named after you and not me.
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Just know that Waitresses and Waiters have to pay taxes on thier tips (In Oregon, it's like 6% of the bill.) whether they get them or not. So, by not leaving a tip, they are paying to serve you.
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Syd Lexia
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Well, we left a tip. And if we had been billed properly, it would have ended up being about 17%. But since they didn't want to stick around and dispute the extra 2.29, it ended up being about 11%. Do I feel guilty about leaving a crappy tip? Yes, very much so. But at the same time, it's not really my fault. I paid my fair share, and I wasn't about to pay more than my fair share just so I could sleep easier knowing I didn't dick over the waitress who overcharged us.
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zelda_god
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i once went to a chilis and ordered a blue slushi with my food so did my brother he brought my brother his slushi and forgets mine so after 5 min of asking he finally brings it to me but he brings it in a kids cup he got me and my bro's mixxed up and my bro's was almost gone
god the incompetence of poeple
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Tyop
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I thought this thread would be about Syd feeling guilty for using condoms. I heard God gets quite irate about that.
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Syd Lexia
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| Tyop wrote: |
| I thought this thread would be about Syd feeling guilty for using condoms. I heard God gets quite irate about that. |
Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God will strike them down for each sperm that can't be found.
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OctoMan
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| it ended up being about 11%. Do I feel guilty about leaving a crappy tip? |
To me, 11% is not that crappy; in fact, I wouldn't call it crappy at all. It's less than the 15% that I use as a guideline, but I wouldn't feel guilt over it the way I do when I go into the occasional place where the credit card machine is not set up to process tips and I don't have any change.
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Black Zarak
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Well, we left a tip. And if we had been billed properly, it would have ended up being about 17%. But since they didn't want to stick around and dispute the extra 2.29, it ended up being about 11%. Do I feel guilty about leaving a crappy tip? Yes, very much so. But at the same time, it's not really my fault. I paid my fair share, and I wasn't about to pay more than my fair share just so I could sleep easier knowing I didn't dick over the waitress who overcharged us. |
Dude, we had already waited like ten minutes for her to come back and check the bill at that point, plus all the other things already mentioned. If you're not going to be attentive to your customers, you're gonna get screwed on the tip.
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When I was working in food service, and for some years after, I used to tip extremely well no matter what. Now I don't at all. Who am I, Uncle fucking Moneybags? And I'm tired of this 15% bullshit. If all you did was right down what I wanted on a notepad, gave my order to the chef, and brought me a drink, you're not getting shit from me. Fuck off. I don't tip in restaraunts. Let them charge gratuity.
I'm sick of getting shitty service in bars because there's a woman tending bar, and there are 17 drunk assholes who are all trying to nail her. They tip, a lot. I don't. If I'm just coming over to the bar and ordering a beer or neat Walker red before going back to the dart board, you're not getting shit from me. Fuck off. I don't tip in bars.
And you, Mr. Deliver Guy, I got your ass out of the kitchen, I did YOU a favor. I get charged for delivery AND I've gotta' tip you too? Fuck off. I don't tip delivery guys.
Why am I supposed to tip at Starbucks? I can never pronounce anything on the menu, and when I actually try to order something besides "just regular coffee," you correct my pronunciation and make me feel stupid. Fuck off. I don't tip at Starbucks.
This whole tipping business is bullshit. Like we're all rich, and we're supposed to run around throwing money at each other. It's a stupid custom that was started by people with too much money. Fuck tipping.
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username
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whoa calm down mr pink.
anyhow, tipping at bars is subjective. i only tip well, when the bartender hooks me up (i.e. keeps me on a perpetual happy hour mode.) if the bartender doesnt hook me up much more than anyone else, even if i have been there for a couple of nights in a row, then i just tip the regular 10%-15%
and i always tip 15% at restaurants unless the waiter/waitress is a complete jackass
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Blackout
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I demand to be tipped every time I post!
How about this, tip in items. Leave an orange, or a small toy (McNugget Buddie Syd?) or something usefull, like a shoehorn, or a hammer.
If the waitress is ugly leave a fashion magazine, or a paper bag with eyehole cutouts.
Stinky waiter? Deoderant! Bad Breath? Leave em gum!
Depressed wait staff? Razor blade!
Hot waitress? leave her your phone number, or a picture of your wang!
And since life is 100% just like video games the good news is that we all have an inventory of infinite holding to carry all this shit around in.
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