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OctoMan
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I also hate people who use the words "hubby" and "wifey". I want to stab their fucking eyes out and fuck the socket. |
+1, and the worst of the worst of the worst is when you stumble across a chick-dominated forum where they use the dreaded - 'dh'. 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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wtf does DH mean?
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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OctoMan
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Posts: 328
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dh = 'dear husband', 'dear hubby', etc.
For example: 'my dh is they very bestest man in the universe!!!.'
Women who use it should have bunnies shoved in their orifices and then be burned on a flaming pile of Care Bears.
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mjl1783
Joined: Aug 13 2008
Location: Watertown, NY
Posts: 131
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| Whatever, I just don't want to be forced into a war I don't even support. |
And you won't be. In the unlikely event that there is a draft, you're free to go to prison instead.
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
Posts: 2314
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Shut the fuck up about war already. The only draft I want is a draft beer, which is what this thread is supposed to be about anyways.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Brewski is indeed fucking stupid. I also hate people who use the words "hubby" and "wifey". I want to stab their fucking eyes out and fuck the socket. This goes triple if they use the words to refer to a boyfriend or girlfriend. If you haven't bothered to engage in the sacred bonds of matrimony, don't fucking refer to your boyfriend as your "hubby". IT'S INSIDIOUS AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU! |
Also anyone over the age of thirty who refers the to person they're nailing as their girlfriend / boyfriend is out of line, it's just creepy and sad.
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zelda_god
Joined: Aug 20 2008
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
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Yeah meh your mom and the word brewski.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Brewski is indeed fucking stupid. I also hate people who use the words "hubby" and "wifey". I want to stab their fucking eyes out and fuck the socket. This goes triple if they use the words to refer to a boyfriend or girlfriend. If you haven't bothered to engage in the sacred bonds of matrimony, don't fucking refer to your boyfriend as your "hubby". IT'S INSIDIOUS AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU! |
I personally prefer the term old lady/old man or main squeeze. Old man can be a little confusing though. Are you refering to you husband/boyfriend, or your dad?
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OctoMan
Joined: Aug 22 2005
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| Old man can be a little confusing though. Are you refering to you husband/boyfriend, or your dad? |
Yeah, I've thought the same thing.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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My sister has taken to saying "bee tee dubs" recently, as in, using the phrase BTW in actual spoken conversation. My sister is also currently in the hospital for the severe beating I gave her over it.
In my defense, I issued her several written warnings. Ironically though, the prosecution has entered those written warnings into evidence. I'm currently looking at two years for aggravated assault. 
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mjl1783
Joined: Aug 13 2008
Location: Watertown, NY
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| My sister has taken to saying "bee tee dubs" recently |
OFFS!
OFFS = Oh For Fuck's Sake
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
My sister has taken to saying "bee tee dubs" recently, as in, using the phrase BTW in actual spoken conversation. My sister is also currently in the hospital for the severe beating I gave her over it.
In my defense, I issued her several written warnings. Ironically though, the prosecution has entered those written warnings into evidence. I'm currently looking at two years for aggravated assault. |
well, you're not black, so you wont go to jail. you might get probation though
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| username wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
My sister has taken to saying "bee tee dubs" recently, as in, using the phrase BTW in actual spoken conversation. My sister is also currently in the hospital for the severe beating I gave her over it.
In my defense, I issued her several written warnings. Ironically though, the prosecution has entered those written warnings into evidence. I'm currently looking at two years for aggravated assault. |
well, you're not black, so you wont go to jail. you might get probation though |
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