Syd Lexia wrote:

My five favorite, in no particular order, are: Everyone at Hillshire Farms is a terrorist. You kids aren't cute and I hope you die. Water vs. Coke There was no JFK assassination you morons. Fuck you, I'll eat what I want.

bump, I know. But I liked All Lesbians Are Liars and John Mayer is A Douchebag (I don't remember the exact name) they were both hilarious.