It's hell out here, because if I don't jerk off into a Terrible Towel once a day, I'm not "A REAL MAN WHO LOVES STEELERS AND 'MERICA."
First of all, jerking off is the only proper use for a Terrible Towel. Second, people who love America don't love the Steelers, they love America's Team. The Dallas Cowboys.
Who, for the record, kicked the Steeler's ass in Super Bowl XXX.
Be sure to remind your friend of that, if you need a talking point.
Wouldn't America's team be the Patriots, what with patriot being their name and all?
BLASPHEMY! DIE UNBELIEVER!
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Posted:
Aug 24 2009 07:18 am
SoldierHawk wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Greg the White wrote:
It's hell out here, because if I don't jerk off into a Terrible Towel once a day, I'm not "A REAL MAN WHO LOVES STEELERS AND 'MERICA."
First of all, jerking off is the only proper use for a Terrible Towel. Second, people who love America don't love the Steelers, they love America's Team. The Dallas Cowboys.
Who, for the record, kicked the Steeler's ass in Super Bowl XXX.
Be sure to remind your friend of that, if you need a talking point.
Wouldn't America's team be the Patriots, what with patriot being their name and all?
BLASPHEMY! DIE UNBELIEVER!
This was definitely a trap just so she could use the . However, Dallas? Really? Perhaps you were confused when George Bush was president and he thought that the USA was part of Texas.
Yes, but it's arrogant and incorrect. No team in any national sports federation can ever be "America's Team".
Also Rudy Giuliani is not "America's Mayor". So you lost a building or two, boohoo. That doesn't make you the cultural, political, and economic center of the country. NYC sucks.
In New York, an adult theater showing the films was successfully enjoined from showing the film by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders under the Lanham. The case was The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders v. Pussycat Cinema. Judge Van Graafeiland of the U.S. Court of Appeals for Southern New York described the movie as "a gross and revolting sex film". The Cheerleaders successfully argued that their uniforms were mimicked by the film's producers and used in advertising. The theater argued that uniforms are strictly functional items, but in affirming the district court, the Second Circuit explained "It is well established that, if the design of an item is nonfunctional and has acquired secondary meaning, the design may become a trademark even if the item itself is functional." The decision has been criticized on free speech grounds, but the Seventh Circuit has cited it for the proposition that "confusion about sponsorship or approval, even when the mark does not mislead consumers about the source of the goods," may be sufficient to state a claim under Lanham Act 43.
The Dallas Cowboys are evil and un-American. If HUAC were still around, they'd be burned as Communists.
In New York, an adult theater showing the films was successfully enjoined from showing the film by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders under the Lanham. The case was The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders v. Pussycat Cinema. Judge Van Graafeiland of the U.S. Court of Appeals for Southern New York described the movie as "a gross and revolting sex film". The Cheerleaders successfully argued that their uniforms were mimicked by the film's producers and used in advertising. The theater argued that uniforms are strictly functional items, but in affirming the district court, the Second Circuit explained "It is well established that, if the design of an item is nonfunctional and has acquired secondary meaning, the design may become a trademark even if the item itself is functional." The decision has been criticized on free speech grounds, but the Seventh Circuit has cited it for the proposition that "confusion about sponsorship or approval, even when the mark does not mislead consumers about the source of the goods," may be sufficient to state a claim under Lanham Act 43.
The Dallas Cowboys are evil and un-American. If HUAC were still around, they'd be burned as Communists.
There's another good point. Haddox, not only are you one of the few intelligent people left in America, but you have the balls to say what others are afraid to say. You are now An Hero.
Optimist With Doubts
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Posted:
Aug 24 2009 08:48 pm
Aqua Hedgehog wrote:
There's another good point. Haddox, not only are you one of the few intelligent people left in America, but you have the balls to say what others are afraid to say. You are now An Hero.
NO! BAD
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Posted:
Aug 24 2009 08:52 pm
What's wrong with making Haddox a hero? Or admitting that America really is getting dumber? People talk about it all the time on the forum, about how people are just assholes these days.
Optimist With Doubts
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Posted:
Aug 24 2009 08:58 pm
Aqua Hedgehog wrote:
What's wrong with making Haddox a hero? Or admitting that America really is getting dumber? People talk about it all the time on the forum, about how people are just assholes these days.
Making him "A" hero is fine but no 4chanisms.
Aqua Hedgehog
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Aug 24 2009 09:04 pm
It's "A" Hero then.
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Aug 25 2009 01:19 am
UsaSatsui wrote:
Um...people are aware that one of the nicknames of the Dallas Cowboys is "America's Team", right?
I ask because I'm not sure some people are.
I wasn't, but I was baiting with that Pats remark heh.
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Posted:
Aug 25 2009 01:54 am
lordsathien wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Um...people are aware that one of the nicknames of the Dallas Cowboys is "America's Team", right?
I ask because I'm not sure some people are.
I wasn't, but I was baiting with that Pats remark heh.
What's that? I can't hear you over how awesome the Cowboys are.
(/derailing, I swear.)
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Posted:
Aug 25 2009 12:31 pm
SoldierHawk wrote:
lordsathien wrote:
UsaSatsui wrote:
Um...people are aware that one of the nicknames of the Dallas Cowboys is "America's Team", right?
I ask because I'm not sure some people are.
I wasn't, but I was baiting with that Pats remark heh.
What's that? I can't hear you over how awesome the Cowboys are.
(/derailing, I swear.)
you're gonna need a bigger shovel, to shovel all that bullshit spewing out of your mouth
^ Totally cracked me up. This just became one of my favorite Haddox articles.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Posted:
Dec 10 2009 03:09 pm
This came off kinda whiny to me. Also, I find the idea of deli clerks being "paid professionals" a bit laughable. I know the store you're talking about, so I'm hardly talking out of my ass or making assumptions. The deli workers are mostly high school and college kids, and they have a RIDICULOUS rate of turnover.
This came off kinda whiny to me. Also, I find the idea of deli clerks being "paid professionals" a bit laughable. I know the store you're talking about, so I'm hardly talking out of my ass or making assumptions. The deli workers are mostly high school and college kids, and they have a RIDICULOUS rate of turnover.
I kinda assumed that was part of the joke...
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Rydog
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Posted:
Dec 10 2009 09:09 pm
#1-8 are funny and true, #9 is BS...if they are open, you can order. Clean up should begin after closing.
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Posted:
Dec 10 2009 09:30 pm
Ry, if they are contracted to stay at least an hour after closing then i agree with you. If their contracted to stay until closing time then dont show up right before closing time
