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Posted: Sep 20 2006 03:03 pm

Here's mine. Bratz. Do I really have to say more?

Posted: Oct 10 2006 08:38 pm

I think you just covered the stupidest one.

Another one I hate is any god damn rat ass toy at any dollar store, except maybe the plastic swords or cap guns I guess. All they do is get lost or broken and kids always whine about buying them.

Posted: Oct 11 2006 01:23 am

Street Fighter II toys. It was like GI Joe, but gayer.

Posted: Oct 11 2006 01:38 am

Are you including the Mortal Kombat line of action figures and the SF II movie ones with those? I remember getting a Movie two-pack of Ken Masters and E. Honda and they were faithful to the image, which is more than I can say for cybernetic Zangief.

Posted: Oct 11 2006 01:48 am

I did find a repacked ACTION HERO action figure that looked exactly like a battletoad at a utah gas station once, that was pretty cool, but gay at the same time. I bought it too...

Posted: Oct 11 2006 08:26 am

Those new "interactive" toys, like that bear with glasses, or the other bear that tells stories. If they still work via the tape method, then they're fun. If not, then they're retarded.

Posted: Oct 12 2006 11:18 am

Veggy Tales
Spongebob

(any) Stupid Re-paints at toys are us

Title: Armed to the teeth Joined: Mar 06 2007 Posts: 139

Transformers G1 Wheelie.

Such a horrid piece of junk.

Posted: Mar 07 2007 12:33 am

Can you say bump? Shocked

Posted: Mar 07 2007 12:47 am

How's this?

Posted: Mar 07 2007 03:53 am

Polly Pocket. It like Mighty Max, except incredibly gay. There is totally no gender bias here. >_>

Title: Armed to the teeth Joined: Mar 06 2007 Posts: 139

80% of the Star Wars Transformers line is total crap.

General Grevious is pretty cool, and Han Solo/Chewbacca is amazing, but the rest of them are... lacking. I might get the Clone Pilot, though.

Oh well, at least the upcoming 2007 SW Transformers look cool. Darth Vader/Deathstar looks especially awesome.

Posted: Mar 14 2007 07:31 pm

Even Darth Vader/TIE Advanced?

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

hunter bob action figures, sold at dick's sporting goods.

Posted: Mar 14 2007 09:32 pm

Ugh. The only thing that would be worse are Larry the Cable Guy action figures.

Posted: Mar 14 2007 11:00 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

Even Darth Vader/TIE Advanced?

Eh, his head sits really really high on his torso and looks stupid. Which is a shame, because the rest of it isn't bad looking, what with one wing forming his cape and the other a shield.

Jaguar wrote:

General Grevious is pretty cool, and Han Solo/Chewbacca is amazing, but the rest of them are... lacking. I might get the Clone Pilot, though.

The Clone Pilot/ARC 170 is ok, not great but ok. Grievous is indeed the best of the lot so far, though I disagree about the Han/Chewie Falcon, even marked down to ten bucks and with bonus titanium TIE Fighter and Falcon ships, I passed on it. The Pilot/Gunship one looked cool until I saw the robot mode, the torso is too long. What I'm waiting for is the Commander Cody/Turbo Tank one coming out.