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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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why wont this thread die?!?!?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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Okay, now, sorry for replying late-late, but my bullshit detector picked up an enormous truckload of bullshit personified by one Stormtrooper2011.
Dude. If you'd go through books like you go through toilet paper, your grammar and spelling would have been perfect.
I should know, I've read pretty much the whole Polish history section of my school libraries. That's like four hundred titles in total.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
Joined: Jul 02 2008
Location: Limbo, doing the limbo
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| username wrote: |
| why wont this thread die?!?!? |
We refuse to let it. It's just too much fun making fun of Twilight.
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SoldierHawk
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Neutral-Bob
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It is hilarious however it's kind of sad that it's true. My mom loves True Blood and Twilight. Vampires are all well and good however they take it too far. Poetic license has it's limits.
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JoshWoodzy
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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Twilight was a challenge on last November's Desert Bus. For each hundred bucks donated to that purpose Matt had to see Twilight. They made the poor dude watch is like seven times.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
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| Twilight was a challenge on last November's Desert Bus. For each hundred bucks donated to that purpose Matt had to see Twilight. They made the poor dude watch is like seven times. |
I thought torture was outlawed by the Geniva Convention.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
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(I just won't let this thread die) Apparently there will be another film based on Twilight, and the trailer will be featured alongside a movie whos name I cannot remember. This is a genuis move, as fans of the series will flock to the movie and leave once the trailers over.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Thorinair wrote: |
| (I just won't let this thread die) Apparently there will be another film based on Twilight, and the trailer will be featured alongside a movie whos name I cannot remember. This is a genuis move, as fans of the series will flock to the movie and leave once the trailers over. |
all 4 books will be coming to the big screen. the guy playing the main vampire is pretty pissed because he knows he will always be know as the Twilight guy.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
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He should have read the books and not read the paycheck.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| Nekkoru wrote: |
| He should have read the books and not read the paycheck. |
i would've done it, but only signed the contract for 1 movie. maybe 2. but i dont think vampires like hispanic people
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
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MS-21C Dra-C
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You know Robert Pattinson hates the books right? He's now stuck in a horrible situation, but the blame falls on him. Oh well.
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Thorinair
Title: Sophisticated as Hell
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That doll part made me realize; Somewhere, that is in a fanfic. A horrible, horrible fanfic.
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SoldierHawk
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
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Anyone who buys a sparkling dildo should be beaten to death with a sparkling dildo. 
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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This was so epic fail that when I saw the Donkey Kong emoticon, I heard the "you fucked up a minigame" jingle.
Who wants to bet that Meyer already preordered the sparkly dildo?
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SoldierHawk
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Are you kidding me? She was probably the entire product prescreening committee.
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Char Aznable
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| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| Are you kidding me? She was probably the entire product prescreening committee. |
"The girth is all wrong, and it needs more glitter! Somebody pass me the wood glue!"
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lavalarva
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| Basically, it's a Mary Sue jerk-off piece worthy of praise if, maybe, it was posted on fanfiction.net. |
That's kind of insulting to the good fanfic writers. If Twilight was a fanfic, it would still be god-awful, and still not worthy of any kind of shit.
Here's something I read today in an author's afterword (the story was about vampires) :
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Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere 
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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[quote="lavalarva"]
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| If, at any point, you thought the Twilight in the story title was pulled from that infernal Meyer book, please stab yourself in the face. |
Yeah, I just wanted a way to plug that somewhere |
lava, VERY BAD choice of phrasing given the more recent posts.
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SoldierHawk
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| lavalarva wrote: |
| SoldierHawk wrote: |
| Basically, it's a Mary Sue jerk-off piece worthy of praise if, maybe, it was posted on fanfiction.net. |
That's kind of insulting to the good fanfic writers. If Twilight was a fanfic, it would still be god-awful, and still not worthy of any kind of shit. |
Well, fair enough. There are some very good fanfiction writers out there. Fanfiction.net is kind of the Newgrounds of fanfic, though, which is why I referenced it specifically. There may be some very good writers there (and there are), but they're VERY difficult to find, given all the crap you have to wade through to get to them. And the commentators do tend to heap praise on even the gooeiest and Mary-Sueiest pieces, which reminded me very much of the pre-teen reaction to Twilight. Some of the things they say about the book could be lifted right from the comments section of the worst fanfiction.net stories.
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