when I was 8 or so, some crazy, messed up logic led me to believe that the mascot of the "(Whatever) For Dummies" books would be a chicken. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. My old email address used to be Dummies_chicken@yahoo.com, but I later got a Gmail and shortened it to Dummiesch2@gmail.com, keeping it close to what I had before so I could remember it.
Yeah, I know, I was weird