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Posted: Jun 19 2006 05:30 pm

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060618203122AAsOr1e

I can't think of any. If anyone can, help him out.

Posted: Jun 19 2006 06:50 pm

Geez, Dane Cook is such a dork Razz

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Heh, love Dane Cook. His new show on HBO sucks though.

Sydlexia.com would certainly be perfect for him though, considering he mentions 80s pop culture in his act all the time. I loved the gag about naming his kids after Transformers. "Stop hitting your sister Optimus Prime!"

Joined: Apr 24 2006 Posts: 292

First off the whr would the underworld have a webpage.

Also who in tarnation is Dan Cook ?

Lastly lets all think about th screech fund after all him and his wife loss a baby and a fallopian tube.

Again what in tarnation is a Dan Cook ?

This is dumb when all these underground places are right in front of the web. In fact most are traders who trade illeagal or non negatiatable goods while others are jacking the internet with Videogames.

Besides the news webpages that makes it on the web.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Doofus wrote:

First off the whr would the underworld have a webpage.

Also who in tarnation is Dan Cook ?

Underground, not underworld. However, that's a hilarious idea.

Dane Cook is a comedian.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 09:10 am

The underworld does have a website. Unsurprisingly, it's just a spam page.

http://www.theunderworld.com/

Posted: Jun 20 2006 12:04 pm

RegalSin wrote:

First off the whr would the underworld have a webpage.

Also who in tarnation is Dan Cook ?

Lastly lets all think about th screech fund after all him and his wife loss a baby and a fallopian tube.

Again what in tarnation is a Dan Cook ?

This is dumb when all these underground places are right in front of the web. In fact most are traders who trade illeagal or non negatiatable goods while others are jacking the internet with Videogames.

Besides the news webpages that makes it on the web.

the more you speak it seems the dumber you get. I can't even tell what you're trying to say here. From now on I don't think you should use any words that you don't understand. Aka, Don't talk at all.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 01:01 pm

Screech can go fuck himself. It's not our fault the dumb shit bought a house he can't afford. Stop whining and work 9-5 like the rest of us, asshole.

Anyway, there's like 2,000 responses. /yawn. And I seriously doubt anyone reads any of that crap, they just put their word in and leave. I doubt it's a good plug oppurtunity, can't hurt to try though, eh.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 01:12 pm

Yeah, I know there's a lot of responses. But I figure it can't hurt. And some of the sites people are plugging aren't exactly underground... Fark? Something Awful? YouTube? These are sites that anyone under 30 should be at least vaguely aware of...

Someone actually put MySpace as their answer. Are you fucking shitting me? MySpace is currently the 5th most popular site on the internet behind Yahoo, MSN, Google, and some foreign search engine called Baidu. MySpace gets mentioned on the news almost daily. Everytime some dumbass teenage does some dumbass thing, some jackoff in the media pulls up the kid's MySpace profile regardless of whether or not it's relevant to what happened.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 02:27 pm

Kids, use fake names on MySpace. If I ever decide to have a love affair with a hermaphrodite in Lithuania, no one's going to be able to track my exploits on MySpace, 'cause they don't know who the hell 'Sock Foot' is.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 02:31 pm

Sock wrote:

Kids, use fake names on MySpace. If I ever decide to have a love affair with a hermaphrodite in Lithuania, no one's going to be able to track my exploits on MySpace, 'cause they don't know who the hell 'Sock Foot' is.

I can admit to being at least two celebrities... what? No, not on MySpace, I meant real life. Cool

Posted: Jun 20 2006 02:58 pm

Sock wrote:

Screech can go fuck himself. It's not our fault the dumb shit bought a house he can't afford. Stop whining and work 9-5 like the rest of us, asshole.

What's worse than THAT is, he must've made a decent paycheck on SBTB and all those fucking spinoffs. I mean, even the guy whose job it is to wash Spielberg's balls makes decent coin. WTF did he spend all that money on that he can't afford a $250,000 house? Fuck, I know people who buy condos for $250,000 who live on my income (barely, but they eke by). He also has those "Learn to Play Chess" DVD's. This guy's a joke who either had a) bad parents who took all his cash; or b) a huge drug habit. And to that I say fuck him either way.

Posted: Jun 20 2006 11:54 pm

Who the heck is this dan cookie Cool

Posted: Jun 21 2006 12:00 am

Murdar Machene wrote:

Who the heck is this dan cookie Cool

Didn't you know? He wrote The DaVinci Cookie.