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Super Soaker Slingshot: The most worthless toy ever?


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Murdar Machene
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PostPosted: Jun 22 2008 07:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Did anyone have one of these? Goddamn, what a piece of crap. I mean, super soakers themselves kicked ass. I remember when I had my first super soaker 50, and I had one of those super soaker 100's, the blue ones. But holy shit, the slingshot was ass.
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Blackout
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PostPosted: Jun 24 2008 02:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Can't find a picture so I'm not sure of what your refering to. Confused It sounds lame though.

I did find this pic though. Surprised
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That's alot of super soakers.

When I was a kid I always wanted to use gas and a lighter to convert my super soaker into a flamthrower, glad I didn't, it would have melted and exploded in my face. Embarrassed



 
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Char Aznable
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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 02:42 am Reply with quote Back to top

I remember I had one that I overpumped and the tank exploded. Which sucks, because that thing ruled.


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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 11:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

I didn't get to play with nearly enough Super Soakers as a kid (guns were forbidden under my Father's rule), but my neighbor had one of those giant flamethrower style ones with the backpack tank and I always thought that was the balls.


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 12:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I dont know what as super soaker sling shot is because the first thing that comes up for it on google is this thread


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Laminated Sky
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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 01:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
I dont know what as super soaker sling shot is because the first thing that comes up for it on google is this thread

In other words no one knows of it.

If it's a slingshot that shoots water I can understand why it would suck.

Water+Slingshot=Shitty Ass Toy


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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 03:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Have you seen the prototype for the super soaker slingshot III series. It looks like it's really good.


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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 03:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Laminated Sky wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
I dont know what as super soaker sling shot is because the first thing that comes up for it on google is this thread

In other words no one knows of it.

If it's a slingshot that shoots water I can understand why it would suck.

Water+Slingshot=Shitty Ass Toy


No, I know what he's talking about. I actually had one myself.

You shot water balloons with it.
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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 03:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It was so terrible the company went to great lengths erasing all evidence that it existed on the internet.

This thread is next.


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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 08:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I can do you one better,

I had a water gun, not sure if it was a super sooker but the only way for the damn thing to fire . . . was by battery power. I'll say that again, a squirt gun that was battery operated. Needless to say that thing found it's way to a body of water and never worked afterwards.


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PostPosted: Jun 25 2008 08:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I had one of those except it was shaped like a sub machine gun. I think the water shot out in spurts not continously, but then again I was an only child. Living with my parents in an apartment I never really needed the continuous fire feature, no real enemies to shoot.


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Walrus
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PostPosted: Jul 19 2008 01:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have no idea what that slingshot thingy might be, either. I've seen some off-brand water balloon slingshots, but I don't think that's what's being referenced here.

On the other hand, I think these items are a thousand times more worthless than any Super Soaker slingshot:

Exhibit A: The Soakin' Cell Phone and the Soakin' Camera
"Easy to Pack for a Sneak Attack!"
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Hasbro turned the Super Soaker into a pseudo-pornography line.

Exhibit B: Mt. Tiki-Soki Water Volcano
"LOOK OUT! When He Erupts, Everyone Gets SOAKED!"
"Watch His Eyes! When They Open - He's Ready TO BLOW!"
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Exhibit C: The Oozinator
"Extra pumping required."
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