I worked with Emmett Furrow last summer in an Outdoor Drama here in North Carolina called "Unto These Hills". He's really cool and fun to hang out with. He was the Fight Choreographer this year and last year and also acts in the Play.
His stand-up routine started at this particular play about 15 years ago. Since then he's been touring the country when he's not doing acting work with his stand-up. This is a taste of one of his routines.
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.
Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.