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Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

I think Syd should release the search queries that he DIDN'T use. If anybody sees something interesting, they caption it. Then, the manager of the thread (probably me, since this would still be too much work for Dys Lexia) would put the captions in, along with the author. Then, I nail it down to the "Best" (as my opinion. If you don't like my opinonions [sic 'em boy], then you aren't getting on the main page. Probably.) Then, Either I'd E-mail the list to Syd, possibly with an introduction already made, and he just posts it on the front as "Forum with Search Engines" or some equally horrific pun that makes to grammatical sense.

Also, GIFs help.

Posted: Sep 30 2007 12:28 pm

Doesn't Syd already pick the best ones for the FWSE?

Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

Just the ones he can't think of witticisms for. But maybe the forumers can.

Posted: Sep 30 2007 04:59 pm

http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=87&start=50

Not exactly what you were looking for, but go nuts anyway.

Posted: Sep 30 2007 05:09 pm

I could give you guys an old site log to look through if you want, but it's really REALLY not fun to do.

Posted: Sep 30 2007 05:13 pm

That's what I figured.

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i cam from a country that gavee birth to coffee nd we have coffe cermonies thress times a day 3 cupss every cemronie and i've been drinking coffee since i was 4 years old and does anyone no a way to quit becuz it might affect my health but a way to quit with family notcicing

Posted: Sep 30 2007 10:36 pm

Was that an actual search query?

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

no, it was a comment on my THI staff page.

Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

Then why did you post it here?

Posted: Oct 01 2007 06:33 pm

It's relevant. It's funnier than most of the things in the search query, anyway.

Posted: Oct 02 2007 11:53 am

OK, here's the site log from July 7th:

http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/access.log.2007-07-07.txt

It's 27 megs, so it might take awhile to load. To find a search query, use the Find feature in whatever app you open it in and search for the phrase search?. You should get a line that looks like this:

"GET /top100nes.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 4500 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=best+nes+games&btnG=Google+Search"

The only part you need to pay attention to is the text between q= and &, which is best+nes+games. So the search phrase was best nes games. Sound like fun? Of course not. That's why I give after finding ten decent ones.

Posted: Oct 02 2007 05:36 pm

I was going to post 10 pictures of Meg from Family Guy, but then I reread and noticed it was 27, so just pretend this post is 27 pictures of Meg followed by "Well I thought it was funny."

Posted: Oct 02 2007 06:52 pm

Okay, let me take a crappy attempt at a few that I found in the log:

"number of the beast introduction" - I'm pretty sure it begins with a "6".

"nes games skateboard eggplant" - You're probably talking about "Adventure Island 2." However, if not, then here you go:

"Who said you could eat my cookies" - Bob, said it was cool. Sorry. But, they were really tasty.

"how do i do fatality in mortal combat" - That happens when you kill the person you are fighting. There are many ways to do one. Sever a major artery, break their neck, shoot them in the head, etc. If you meant ,"How do I do a falality in Mortal Kombat?" Then you just have to push the right sequence of controls when the screen says. "FINISH HIM!"

"why the biblical animals in red rose tea" - Short Answer: Because if you put random collectables into your products, people will feel the need to keep buying your product to complete the collection.

Long Answer:

During the 1960s and 1970s packages of tea included tea cards and porcelain figurines. These were issued in annual series of 48 cards each.

Wildflowers of North America 1961
Dinosaurs 1963
Tropical Birds 1964
African Animals 1965
Butterflies of North America 1966
Canadian/American Songbirds 1967
Transportation through the ages 1968
Trees of North America 1969
The Space Age 1970
North American Wildlife in Danger 1971
Exploring the Ocean 1972
Animals and their Young 1973
The Arctic 1974
Indians of Canada 1975

In 1983, a unique series was created for Red Rose Tea being sold in the United States. To this day, there are still figurines found inside the boxes.

U.S. Animal Series #1 1983-1985
U.S. Animal Series #2 1985-1996
Circus Figurine Series 1994-1999
Endangered North American Animal Series 1999-2002
Noah's Ark Animal Series 2002-2006
Pet Shop Friends Series 2006-present

"earthworm jim hentai" Are you fucking serious!?! Why? You want to see a naked Earthworm, then here ya go:

Is that fucking sexy or what?

"The Fairly OddParents porn" - That's a serious ODD query, that I will not help you find.

And, with that, I am out of here.

Posted: Oct 02 2007 06:58 pm

There was definitely a Mother Goose series of figurines as well. I forget if it was ever released in the US or not.

Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

Syd Lexia wrote:

OK, here's the site log from July 7th:

http://sydlexia.com/blogstuff/access.log.2007-07-07.txt

It's 27 megs, so it might take awhile to load. To find a search query, use the Find feature in whatever app you open it in and search for the phrase search?. You should get a line that looks like this:

"GET /top100nes.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 4500 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=best+nes+games&btnG=Google+Search"

The only part you need to pay attention to is the text between q= and &, which is best+nes+games. So the search phrase was best nes games. Sound like fun? Of course not. That's why I give after finding ten decent ones.

Hey, Syd, if you use Firefox, a little Add-on called "Dog Ears" should really help.

Also, from memory since I didn't open up the thing in a new tab (I had 18!):

Maria Lutzke: I THINK this is the names of the Super Maria Sisters.

Maddox did Fun with Search Engines first: Screw you.

Under 18 old girls on a webcam: "Welcome to the Night Trap"

HOW TO BEAT BOWSER IN WORLD ONE OF SUPER MARIO BROS: You suck at video games

Real Super Mario Bros 2 rom: This reminds me, Syd should take that off his site: Nintendo is offering it on the VC now.

Posted: Oct 04 2007 07:02 pm

oh god, I just saw the site log and it really does look terribly tedious/boring to look thru all of them.

Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

Not really (to me at least), just use the find function in your browser (if you have one) and type in "search?" like Syd said. Then, take out a word processor and copy anything mildly interesting with a response. Viola! <said as if I said Violin with a L> 1 FWSE thingy.

Posted: Oct 04 2007 08:29 pm

Oh yeah, touche. Eh, even then, it doesn't look like any fun at all.