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Gotta love cheesy 80's music videos...


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JStrangiato
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 07:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Figured I'd start a place for people to post outrageously cheesy music videos from the 80's. Case in point, Rush's "Time Stand Still".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylViJpX1KBs

Now, I love the song/band to death, but still, I could have done without Neil Peart spinning in mid-air. Come to think of it, I could have done without everyone spinning in mid-air.

So, anyone else got any cheesy 80's music videos they'd like to share?


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 07:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This may truly be from the early '90s ('94 I think) but nothing screams cheesy '80s like this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xwjnIkZnowk

(it didn't have embedded video)


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JStrangiato
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Tishwitch wrote:
This may truly be from the early '90s ('94 I think) but nothing screams cheesy '80s like this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xwjnIkZnowk

(it didn't have embedded video)

Didn't Patton Oswalt mention this video in one of his standup routines? I vaguely recall a bit describing the video.
Also, the Nuge's sunglasses look pretty odd on him.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There's no way that's 1994. It's 1990 at the very latest.
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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
There's no way that's 1994. It's 1990 at the very latest.


OH, you didn't know! Your ass better call somebody! It actually is 1990... you are correct. That still proves my point that it's not '80s but feels like it.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The 80s lasted until 1992.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Also:



Warlock - All We Are

#edit: I've decided this video can't possibly be "cheesy" because it fucking rules.
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I heard that, much like the Crips and Bloods, for Doro Pesch to become a part of the band, all the other members first had to run a train on her.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Perhaps. And it's also possible it was her idea.

Warlock went through many personnel changes over the years and Doro was the only constant. It's possible that when she got tired of banging her bandmates, she kicked them out to make room for new cock.
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
The 80s lasted until 1992.

What event marked the end of the 80's?


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The fucking Democrates!
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Valdronius wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
The 80s lasted until 1992.

What event marked the end of the 80's?

The sudden suprise success of Nirvana's Nevermind.

There are all sorts of other contributing factors: the rise of Clinton, the dissolution of the Soviet Army, the rise of rap, the decline of metal, and a bunch of other stuff I'm too lazy to list. There was a massive cultural revolution.

It's also when TMNT started to suck.
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PostPosted: Jun 18 2007 08:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Duncan wrote:
The fucking Democrates!



Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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OctoMan
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2007 10:09 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
The 80s lasted until 1992.

Yeah, that. 1991 was a *great* year for music. Very Happy
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2007 12:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The cheesiest video ever made is and will always be Journey's "Seperate Ways":



I don't think any video has ever been as unintentionally hilarious as this.

"Dude, I just had a great idea for our video!"
"What is it?"
"You know how we just pretend to play our instruments during a video shoot and then they dub our studio track over the footage?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, what if we pretended to play INVISIBLE instruments?"
"Oh my god... that's brilliant! Quickly men, to the wharf! Journey AWAAAY!"
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Jay-Gun
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PostPosted: Jun 19 2007 01:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I would say "Rosanna" by Toto is one of the worst videos.



I don't think any video has been unintentionally pathetic as this is.

Steve Porcaro: Why don't we make another video?
David Paich: Yeah, we'll make a video about us being behind a chain-linked fence in some abandoned renovation site.
Steve: Yeah, and then my ex girlfriend Rosanna Arquette comes in.
David: Dude, it's time you get over her. She's bangin' me now.
Steve: You stupid bitch. I'm out of this band..
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Nasir
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2007 02:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Aww; I love 80's music videos, the most ingenious of them all; Aha- Take on me.
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Knyte
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2007 02:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

My personal favorite:

Land Of Confusion - Genesis



I wouldn't say its cheesy per se, rather, they hid some good political commentary behind a puppet show. (Though, the puppets did freak me out as a kid, as they were kinda scary looking.)
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PostPosted: Jun 20 2007 04:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Uh-huh-huh-huh... That was cool.


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Lady_Satine
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PostPosted: Jun 21 2007 12:43 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, I definately remember being both freaked out and intruiged by that video.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: Jun 25 2007 05:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Someone forwarded me this video.

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up


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