When are we going to get the 3 Seashell technology promised to us by the movie "Demolition Man?" I don't know what it is, but it has to be better. Toilet paper is antiquated--no pun intended, but it's behind the times. And flushable wipes don't flush.

I'm old now. Let's go already...all this blood...looks like a clown was wiping-off its mouth after eating barbeque.