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Posted: Nov 19 2005 02:49 pm

If I had a band, our first single would be called "Kill Your Parents (They Don't Love You)".
The inevitable MTV edit would be called "Hug Your Parents (Because They Love You)".

Posted: Nov 19 2005 02:58 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

If I had a band, our first single would be called "Kill Your Parents (They Don't Love You)".
The inevitable MTV edit would be called "Hug Your Parents (Because They Love You)".

and release Waif Your Parents (They Don't Hate You) for the Wal-Mart/K-Mart CD release

Posted: Nov 19 2005 03:52 pm

if i started a heavy metal band,we would be called "blood from the river of death with sharp swords and decapitation via 40 saw blades with bones crushed into my april wine and drank at the seat of my throne in the 9th layer of hell"

our first single would be "ROHAAGGGGG,ROAHAHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,*SCREAAAAMM* ROAAAH!RRRGGG!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK RFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROAHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

the enevidble mtv edit would simply be entitled "fuzzy bunnys"

Posted: Nov 21 2005 10:42 am

If I had a band we'd be called "Necrophiliac Ecstacy"

Posted: Nov 21 2005 01:02 pm

My first roommate and college (also a hometown friend) decided to make a two-man band with the entire first album consisting of 15 versions of the same song in different genres. The song was called I Fuck Sheep and featured Dick Vitale yelling "It's Awesome Baby!" in the background, as well as sheep sounds. I'm pretty sure we were actually sober during this process. We were up until about 5am laughing our fucking asses off. I still want to make this record.

Posted: Nov 21 2005 10:40 pm

If I had a band, we'd play progressive music, video game music, and good original music. It would be a 5-piece (vocals, guitar, keyboards, bass, drums) with each member being a master of his/her craft. All I know about this now is that this dream will never come true in upstate New York. v_v

Posted: Nov 27 2005 09:42 pm

B.B.King wrote:

"blood from the river of death with sharp swords and decapitation via 40 saw blades with bones crushed into my april wine and drank at the seat of my throne in the 9th layer of hell"
"ROHAAGGGGG,ROAHAHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,*SCREAAAAMM* ROAAAH!RRRGGG!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK RFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ROAHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

So you would play Grindcore? That barely, if at all, equates to Metal.

Posted: Nov 29 2005 12:34 pm

Speaking of Spanky McCracken, his college roommate, and music, I wrote a single (never recorded) that was nothing but Spanky farting and his roommate laughing about it like a little girl. The single was to be called "Stinky Giggles".