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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
Joined: Jan 11 2012
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 558
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Out of all of them, the only two I have heard are "you're right" and "do you mind if I sleep naked?"
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."- Winston Churchill |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I saw this a few days ago. I have actually heard women say most of those things.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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I've said quite of a few of these things as well. But I still find it funny lol.
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justdrop
Title: Supreme Overlord
Joined: Jan 11 2012
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 558
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| I saw this a few days ago. I have actually heard women say most of those things. |
Strippers don't count
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."- Winston Churchill |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| justdrop wrote: |
| @om*d wrote: |
| I saw this a few days ago. I have actually heard women say most of those things. |
Strippers don't count |
I was talking exes, not strippers.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
Posts: 2041
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I've actually said a lot of these things.
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天上天下唯我独尊 |
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Lasher
Title: an horse
Joined: Feb 26 2012
Posts: 169
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I would definitely fuck Danny Devito.
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get your ass to mars |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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That was mildly entertaining. I liked it. 
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Since I met my wife and her family, I've pretty much heard women say all of those things.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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That mouth hole on that paperbag just screams "Cock papercut."
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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| JRA wrote: |
| That mouth hole on that paperbag just screams "Cock papercut." |
Thats obviously what they intended to make it seem like.
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