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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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Total Recall was a movie that came out in 1990 it was a SciFi action film staring Arnold Schwarzenegger, and it fucking ruled. If you never saw it, you need to.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100802/
Next summer at about this time a remake will be released starring Colin Farrell.
http://goo.gl/6jA27
As more of the cast has been revealed, I have been interested to see how they would redo this as a large budget modern film. I originally hated the idea of it being remade, but Conan looks so much worse that I'm almost rooting for this now.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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There's no way it can top the original just on cheesy line repeatability. "Get yo ass to Mahs!"
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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"You've got waht you ant cohaaaaaagen, nao give theeese peeple air!" Just like that Colin Ferrel must say that line just like that to make it a true remake. If not then, this and Conan can just fuck off.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Conan and Total Recall remakes...
I look forward to Vin Diesel's Junior in late 2012.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiddd........start the reactor.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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I'm just excited that the new movie WILL include the Tri-Boobed Hooker
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I look forward to Vin Diesel's Junior in late 2012. |
Or, Dwayne Johnson's Kindergarten Cop
That said, I hate Colin Farrell. He sucks. I hope those brain butchers lobotomize him.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Two weeks!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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Uuhhg. FUCK! Fuck hollywood right up the ass with a sandpaper dildo! I mean FUCK!
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I look forward to Vin Diesel's Junior in late 2012. |
Or, Dwayne Johnson's Kindergarten Cop |
Mickey Rourke and Verne Troyer are...Twins!
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This Is Tuna With Bacon |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Thunderhorse wrote: |
| Etch wrote: |
| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I look forward to Vin Diesel's Junior in late 2012. |
Or, Dwayne Johnson's Kindergarten Cop |
Mickey Rourke and Verne Troyer are...Twins! |
hahaha
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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| Thunderhorse wrote: |
| Etch wrote: |
| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I look forward to Vin Diesel's Junior in late 2012. |
Or, Dwayne Johnson's Kindergarten Cop |
Mickey Rourke and Verne Troyer are...Twins! |
I would actually watch that last one.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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Consuder dis a divarce! Their is no way that Kate Beckinsale can be as crazy as Sharon Stone, i think this might suck actually, i mean arnuld is the shit and he destroyed this movie with his acting talent
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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no mars?! wtf?! who greenlit that BS?!
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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The movie will not feature Mars. INSTA-FAIL: http://movies.about.com/b/2010/07/20/kurt-wimmer-says-no-mars-in-total-recall-remake.htm
Also, it's PG-13.
Also, the script writer's track record SUCKS:
Salt (2010) (writer)
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) (writer)
Street Kings (2008) (writer)
Ultraviolet (2006) (writer/director)
The Recruit (2003) (writer)
Equilibrium (2002) (writer/director)
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) (writer)
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"Consider that as a divorce!"
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I will just pretend that this is not happening.
They should do Bollywood remakes of all the great Arnold action movies, now that would be awesome.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
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No Mars = EPIC FAIL!!!
but out of the writer's list of movies I actually liked Ultraviolet, in a campy, fun to have on in the background when weather is bad and I am working from home sort of way
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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No Mars?
Where then?
Pandora?
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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I dunno the movie can't be worse than Avatar can it?
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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| I will just pretend that this is not happening. |
I do that with the Terminator movies after 3. I totally forgot about Salvation until just now.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
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Law Abiding Citizen was pretty good. All the other films were "meh" at best though.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Law Abiding Citizen was pretty good. All the other films were "meh" at best though. |
Law Abiding Citizen had great potential, but it just petered off & the ending was fucking stupid. the first half was decent, but the second half was just horrible.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Rogue Hippo
Title: Lone Wolf Hippo
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: America's Wang
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I saw this. It was really mediocre. It's just an average action flick. I was bored and yawning quite a bit. Since it's already been mentioned by others, I don't consider these spoilers...
3-boobed hooker... IN!
Mars... OUT
Instead of Mars, Quaid/Houser has to save...
[SPOILER:5bdd73648f]Australia! WTF?![/SPOILER:5bdd73648f]
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