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Hacker
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| He has mentioned before that if we don't get on his case, he won't get off his ass. But it probably needs to be more constructive than the OP |
The last time he said this I blackmailed him by telling him I would leak the 100th article if he didn't get it done by a certain date, pretty sure he got it done before that date.
Point is when we pressure him he gets stuff done
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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You know probably the easiest way to get him both is buy some plane tickets and put the cocaine in the concubines, that's how drug smugglers do it I hear.
I could bankroll an ugly chick with a few lines hidden away, how much of an article is that. like a title an image capture and half a sentence?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Forget not having any new content for three months. Did any of us manage to accrue enough credits for those hidden articles yet?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Best shit since the Ducktales article.
WE NEED MORE ARTICLES LIKE THIS
Right, guys?
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Well there is pestering and being a creepy stalker.
Column A is good and natural
Column B is bad
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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I never played this game before, so I was wondering why it takes place in Cincinnati and not Detroit. Maybe someone can explain this to me.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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To many job cuts in Detroit, Cincinnati is close enough so as not to disrupt his family.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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I figure it was a way to make us quit bitching, but as short as it was, it was twice as entertaining as I was expecting. That was fantastic.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I totally giggled at the Robocop has to renew his penis license bit, I'm 12 years old at heart.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I know that I wasn't supposed to enjoy that, but I did.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
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| I know that I wasn't supposed to enjoy that, but I did. |
I agree. Just start cranking out these kinds of articles.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Any reason there's no link to it on the main page?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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It's not on the main page because it's not a full-fledged article. I don't think it's even 500 words. Also, even though it's not on the main page, it was indexed in Google within hours of being posted. As far as I know, the forum link is the only link to it currently.
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| I know that I wasn't supposed to enjoy that, but I did. |
Despite being something I threw together in about 11 minutes, and despite being really short, it did still manage to have some decent jokes.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Weren't ads and stuff supposed to be added to this place 8 months ago?
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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I'm still waiting for some bingo themed content...
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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HOLY CRAP IT WORKED! 
Also, that was awesome. Excellent job, mon capitan.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol that was a decent faux-article. silly & entertaining.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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I liked it. You should just leave this thread as the only link to it to reward forum participation. One of these mini-articles once in a great while can't be too unhealthy.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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This was honestly one of your funniest articles ever. It was pithy instead of being a walkthrough of the entire game, and it had actual jokes instead of bullshit philosophy!
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Horn Abbot
Joined: Jul 21 2011
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I quite enjoyed that article. I do agree with the OP, it has been quite a while since the last proper article and it would be nice to have a few more.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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welcome to the forums Horn Abbot
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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jprime
Title: Ex-GameWinners
Joined: Jan 27 2008
Location: Southern Ontario
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The day I posted this topic, I started doing what I normally do in this situation: Reading or skipping one article a day. Normally, the odd new article is posted somewhere along the line and I read that one instead of the one I was going to read and get to the latter a week hence, but that didn't happen this time. I just finished reading The 100 Biggest Hitlers Of The 20th Century, thereby ending an unprecedented 116 uninterrupted days of this. And yes, I honored the two placeholders, without which the situation wouldn't be anywhere as bad.
Just wanted to let you guys know.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Well aren't /you/ Mr Awesome
(seriously though, if I understood that, then that's quite the acheivment)
I'm writing an article about Bomberman Hero, it should be out soon for those who care.
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