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Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

This is going to sound silly, but it feels great seeing my comments on there. Thanks Syd! Very Happy

Posted: Apr 07 2011 09:46 am

Drew Linky wrote:

This is going to sound silly, but it feels great seeing my comments on there. Thanks Syd! Very Happy

Yeah, it is awesome seeing one's comments on there. Thank you, Syd!

Posted: Apr 07 2011 10:36 am

I'am also pretty excited. I keep checking the article constantly. Thanks Syd, you rock my world.

Posted: Apr 09 2011 10:30 pm

You pick a color!

# 84 Jim Davis himself said he didn't like the character, he only did it to make money. That's a Hitler move right there. The cartoon series was mostly written by Mark Evanier who also wrote Sergio Argones hilarious Groo the Wanderer, that Jim Davis didn't write it is why it didn't suck.

Posted: Apr 10 2011 04:00 am

#98:
The-Excel: I'm Asian and thus supposed to be good at these things, but I love freedom too much to submit to a Hitleristic stereotype. Is it any wonder that the Borg live in a cubic structure?

Posted: Apr 10 2011 12:47 pm

Next April Fools' Day joke will have all of the forumer comments "mysteriously" vanish.

Posted: Apr 13 2011 08:34 am

I've been out of it. I work on this some more tonight.

Posted: Apr 13 2011 08:48 am

Pffft, as a joke 100 there is no hurry Smile

Posted: Apr 14 2011 02:52 pm

I like the Hitler pic you used, you really caught is playful side.

Posted: Apr 15 2011 03:48 am

Found some options for your Manson entry.

If you want a picture where he was a fruity nobody that nobody every heard of use this.

If you want a picture use from where he started gaining notoriety use this.

If you want a LOL pic use this.

If you'd like a more recent picture of him being a fat bastard, use this.

Posted: Apr 15 2011 02:41 pm

I met Manson when I was a kid and my brothers band was opening for him and the spooky kids. He was wearing a Cat in The Hat costume and made a pass at my brother, or so he claims. Either way, he sucks.

Posted: Apr 15 2011 08:23 pm

That front page picture is pretty Hitlery, I can say that for certain. Reminds me of the video for Throbbing Gristle's "Convincing People"

Posted: Apr 16 2011 04:44 am

Ash Burton wrote:

I met Manson when I was a kid and my brothers band was opening for him and the spooky kids. He was wearing a Cat in The Hat costume and made a pass at my brother, or so he claims. Either way, he sucks.

sorry about the creepy story, but what band? I've liked a lot of the bands they associated with early on, wondering if there's one I haven't heard of.

Posted: Apr 17 2011 08:42 am

AJ Fox:
I'll take any color that hasn't been used, I guess. Too lazy to pick one, and most of the good ones are taken anywho. Rolling Eyes

#100: Master-D
Ironically, Master-D's exploding head was the most shockingly gruesome thing since the Holocaust.

#98: Rubik's Cube
Who the hell was this "Rubik" anyway? And why did he inflict these cubes on the unsuspecting populace? A true Hitler, that's who.

#95: The Sex Pistols
The Sex Pistols were featured in a sucktastic segment of a sucktastic Simpsons Valentine's Day episode. Fuck them. And fuck The Simpsons dramatic decline in quality.

#86: America Online
"You've got mail!"

#85: Disney
Disney's animators loved hiding subliminal boners in their films. That's probably what turned me queer. Fuck you Disney, and not in a good way.

#84: Jim Davis
Jon and Liz are now officially dating. Their child shall surely be the next Hitler.

#79: Sephiroth
"Aeris vs Aerith" debates are a bigger Hitler than the douchebag who killed her.

#71: Todd McFarlane
How are Todd McFarlane and Seth MacFarlane similar? They both created something only prepubescent boys could enjoy.

#69: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde
The ghosts' WEE-OO-WEE-OO-WEE-OO sound effect is annoying enough to make anybody a Hitler.

#62: Babe Ruth
I eat Babe Ruth for breakfast.

#57: Babies
We were all babies at one point. Therefore, we were all Hitlers at one point. Some grew out of it, others grew up to become bigger Hitlers.

#56: Pollution
I was once a Chlorofluorocarbon in a school play. No lie. It was also fucking embarrassing and I only had one line. Fuck you, Pollution.

#55: Those Stupid CD-i Games With Nintendo Characters
You know who all these Hitlers are? The Faces of Evil. SQUADALAH!!!

#48: Marijuana
Mary Jane and I are good friends. The people who smoke her are assholes, though.

#45: Fire
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS USE FIRE

#43: Jimmy Carter
I feel too much malaise to say anything witty here.

#42: The Nintendo 64
The Nintendo 64 was a true Hitler of our generation. Countless children were brainwashed into thinking that Ocarina of Time was one of the greatest games ever made. Can you believe that? Ocarina of Time was actually THE greatest game ever made! GET N OR GET OUT.

#41: AIDS
Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome. There, now you know what AIDS stands for.

#34: Godzilla
Gamera is the friend of all children! Wait, wrong monster...

#26: Zombies
They keep eating my leftover neighbors without permission. Seriously, is it that hard to ask?

#25: Dandelions
Dandelions are lions that are just dandy. Or not....

#22: Viagra
Thanks to those stupid commercials, I will never think of Las Vegas the same way ever again.

#20: Famine
Famine was voted the douchiest horseman, right after Pestilence.

#19: Saddam Hussein
Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein, and his last sounds like Osama. Needless to say, all the stupid jokes and conspiracy theories surrounding that fact are as big of Hitlers as Saddam himself.

#13: The Sun
The Sun thinks it's soooo great. As if the whole solar system revolved around it!

#10: Adolf Hitler
They say he only had one testicle. That would explain a lot.

#9: Dragon Ball Z
I hear this show's Hitler Level is over 9000.

#8: The Noid
Dammit, Noid! What have those delicious pizzas ever done to you!?

#6: Lousy Weather
The only thing worse than bad weather is those overly-perky weathergirls who try to assure you that everything is fine.

#2: John Madden
Is there anything in the world more overrated than football? I think not.

#1: Joseph Stalin
Stalin is who Mario would be if he ever decided to finally kill that whore Peach and take over the Mushroom Kingdom. HEIL MARIO!

Posted: Apr 17 2011 11:08 am

yours are funny AJ. i like them.

Posted: Apr 17 2011 09:37 pm

Blackout wrote:

Ash Burton wrote:

I met Manson when I was a kid and my brothers band was opening for him and the spooky kids. He was wearing a Cat in The Hat costume and made a pass at my brother, or so he claims. Either way, he sucks.

sorry about the creepy story, but what band? I've liked a lot of the bands they associated with early on, wondering if there's one I haven't heard of.

It was in Ft Lauderdale, I was talking to my brother about it last night at Iron Maiden. He was laughing because their set included a lot of Maiden covers as well as Black Sabbath, and in walks these kids dressed up like Cat in the Hat and all holding lunch boxes. My brothers were like "What the Fuck?"
-And that is the story of how Metal died, the end.

http://www.marilynmansonimages.com/band-history1.html

Posted: Apr 17 2011 10:44 pm

Ash Burton wrote:

Blackout wrote:

Ash Burton wrote:

I met Manson when I was a kid and my brothers band was opening for him and the spooky kids. He was wearing a Cat in The Hat costume and made a pass at my brother, or so he claims. Either way, he sucks.

sorry about the creepy story, but what band? I've liked a lot of the bands they associated with early on, wondering if there's one I haven't heard of.

It was in Ft Lauderdale, I was talking to my brother about it last night at Iron Maiden. He was laughing because their set included a lot of Maiden covers as well as Black Sabbath, and in walks these kids dressed up like Cat in the Hat and all holding lunch boxes. My brothers were like "What the Fuck?"
-And that is the story of how Metal died, the end.

http://www.marilynmansonimages.com/band-history1.html

I meant what was your brothers band?

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Are we really going to have to look at a picture of Hitler on the front page for another 9 months before you write two more articles and it scrolls down far enough to avoid?

I liked the Wolf3D image better.

Posted: Apr 18 2011 08:26 am

But Hitler was such a handsome likeable guy,,,

Posted: Apr 18 2011 01:38 pm

GPFontaine wrote:

Are we really going to have to look at a picture of Hitler on the front page for another 9 months before you write two more articles and it scrolls down far enough to avoid?

I liked the Wolf3D image better.

I agreed. I see that image every time I enter the site with my bookmark on the Firefox bookmark toolbar. And I don't like it.

Posted: Apr 18 2011 02:24 pm

You don't expect such a picture on the front page of a popculture site, so it is somehow shocking to see it at first. Shocking things have a comedic value though...

Posted: Apr 18 2011 03:01 pm

Mr. Satire wrote:

GPFontaine wrote:

Are we really going to have to look at a picture of Hitler on the front page for another 9 months before you write two more articles and it scrolls down far enough to avoid?

I liked the Wolf3D image better.

I agreed. I see that image every time I enter the site with my bookmark on the Firefox bookmark toolbar. And I don't like it.

I'd rather see a .gif of the death cam of Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D

Posted: Apr 20 2011 07:16 pm

I do want to comment one more time
Color: Blue
1# Stalin was such a hipster

Posted: Apr 20 2011 11:30 pm

Wahh, Hitler is on the front page, wahhhhh...

Posted: Apr 20 2011 11:31 pm

well, you have to recognize that GP is jewish, and obviously would take offense at that. and if he brings up the page @ work, people might question why he is going to a page that hitler on the front page.