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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
PostPosted: Dec 13 2009 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hey, why did Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree?


Because he couldn't decide between a wood or an iron.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
PostPosted: Dec 14 2009 01:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Ice2SeeYou wrote:
Pretty soon the rape accusations will follow.

Tiger Woods raped me! And he made me wear one of his green jackets and he kept calling me Jack Nicklaus. It was awful. Shocked

Hey, for a few million $$.......

Let's just say that everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Dec 14 2009 03:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

FNJ wrote:
the look on his face in the new game's box art makes this funnier...

Image

That is just begging to be shopped. Laughing



 
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Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
PostPosted: Dec 30 2009 05:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
I wish a celebrity would fly off the handle and do something completely clown shit insane, like riding a moose through a shopping mall buck naked and smeared in cocaine, throwing pies at shoppers then dismounting and forcibly having their way with a mall cop. The complete banality of these so called SHOCKING HIJINKS that keep getting placement as actual news both irritate and angrify me.


You don't know how much I lol'd.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
PostPosted: Dec 31 2009 04:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Welcome Boonjovi!
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Jan 01 2010 03:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
FNJ wrote:
the look on his face in the new game's box art makes this funnier...

Image

That is just begging to be shopped. Laughing


Move the EA sports logo slightly to the right and it does wonders.
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