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Posted: Dec 01 2009 04:36 pm

Idiots.

Hey am I the only one that had trouble getting to the site yesterday, it was timing out randomly while I was trying to read the top 100 snes games. Confused

Posted: Dec 01 2009 04:48 pm

Blackout wrote:

Idiots.

Hey am I the only one that had trouble getting to the site yesterday, it was timing out randomly while I was trying to read the top 100 snes games. Confused

Nope, you're not the only one. It was doing that for a couple hours to me too. I thought it was just the fact I was trying to access it on my phone with the battery dying though.

Joined: Nov 11 2009 Location: Cajun Country Posts: 1511

I've been having problems lately too. Loading times are slow for some reason.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 04:50 pm

Dreamhost, whose servers I'm on, had a network failure yesterday, causing the site to be down for a couple hours, approximately 10:15 EST - 12:15 EST. Leading up the network failure, the servers were very slow. Things seem to be all better now.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 05:30 pm

^ figured it was something like that. No worries Syd; minor inconvenience at best.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 05:34 pm

Slayer1 wrote:

There are much worse then just the kids hands in meat grinders...

Blackout wrote:

The guy who shit out his own sphincter while trying to power lift some weights was pretty horrifying. WHAT!?

Why must you guys tempt me with such gruesomeness?

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Blackout wrote:

The guy who shit out his own sphincter while trying to power lift some weights was pretty horrifying. WHAT!?

Holy shit, I missed this post but I saw this picture too. It is really terrible.

Posted: Dec 01 2009 06:23 pm

I've now archived this for posterity on LVS: http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/2009/12/sydlexia-schools-topless-robot-in-ways.html
I may not get dick for traffic, but I'm guessing a few of my friends will get a chuckle out of it and will hopefully start going to SydLexia. I mean, seriously, that thing's been up for a week? Does this Caleb Goellner, who was previously a nobody authoring for a watered-down Cracked, not give a shit that a ton of people on the Internet now think he's a hack? Guess not.

Posted: Dec 02 2009 05:50 am

I'm betting the guy commited suicide out of embarrassment.

Posted: Dec 02 2009 08:41 pm

That's why you never use your real name on the internet.

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Yeah I saw that weight lifting picture on BestGore...absolutely disgusting. He'll never shit the same way again...poor guy.

Posted: Dec 03 2009 02:50 am

Doddsino wrote:

Yeah I saw that weight lifting picture on BestGore...absolutely disgusting. He'll never shit the same way again...poor guy.

It won't be quite the same, but I'm sure it'll be pretty similar. The father of one of my childhood friends had an artificial colon cause of an injury in Vietnam, so it's not like they're just gonna tape a plastic bag over his ass and hope for the best; they have procedures for this sort of thing...which I'm surprised comes up often enough for anyone to have invented it.

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

It won't be quite the same, but I'm sure it'll be pretty similar. The father of one of my childhood friends had an artificial colon cause of an injury in Vietnam, so it's not like they're just gonna tape a plastic bag over his ass and hope for the best; they have procedures for this sort of thing...which I'm surprised comes up often enough for anyone to have invented it.

Was it this guy?

And yes, I know he got it in the cheek, but I couldn't help making the joke.

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Good one Dodd Laughing

Funny you mention an artificial colon because I was just watching a show where this lady had to get one. She said it felt horrible when she pooped because she could feel it coming out of the hole.

Posted: Dec 03 2009 12:11 pm

pineapple wrote:

Good one Dodd Laughing

Funny you mention an artificial colon because I was just watching a show where this lady had to get one. She said it felt horrible when she pooped because she could feel it coming out of the hole.

Umm...of course she can feel it coming out of the hole. That's how pooping works. Can't you?

Posted: Dec 03 2009 12:17 pm

Ugh. I hate you all.

Posted: Dec 03 2009 12:58 pm

I'm kinda with Syd on this one. Every time I come in this thread I keep hoping for more TR hilarity, and instead I hear about meatgrinders and colon-shitting. No... just no.

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Dr. Jeebus wrote:

pineapple wrote:

Good one Dodd Laughing

Funny you mention an artificial colon because I was just watching a show where this lady had to get one. She said it felt horrible when she pooped because she could feel it coming out of the hole.

Umm...of course she can feel it coming out of the hole. That's how pooping works. Can't you?

Sorry I didn't specify but her hole was on the side of her stomach.

anddd that's enough poop talking for a long time.

Posted: Dec 03 2009 01:30 pm

COME ON!!! TOO MUCH INFO....and it's lunchtime!

Posted: Dec 03 2009 01:37 pm

i think i started the whole derail when i mentioned salsa party. then everyone started talking about shock pics or shock videos

Posted: Dec 03 2009 02:21 pm

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Random bathroom information is one of Syd's favorite things. Laughing

Posted: Dec 03 2009 02:41 pm

It's more likely one of my favorite things, since I think I had 3 blog entries on shit that happened in bathrooms.

Posted: Dec 04 2009 12:26 am

I would like to point out that everyone talking about colons is a fucker.

You're all fuckers.

Joined: Nov 11 2009 Location: Cajun Country Posts: 1511

That's a little harsh don't you think?